This may be the silliest thing I ever wrote.

Something I'm working on right now, I hope you get a chuckle from it.

There are not enough words in the world to sufficiently describe the pandemonium that followed. There were screams, there were shouts, there were mares calling for their mothers. Surprisingly, those calls came from the older ponies, not the few younger ones who were watching the grownups acting like idiots with looks of amusement on their faces. A lot of the ponies were shouting things like, "He's a zombie! He'll eat our flesh!", "He's a vampire! He'll eat our blood!", and "He's a demon! He'll eat our souls!" And then there was my personal favorite, "He's a zombie vampire demon! He'll eat our EVERYTHING!!!"

Comments

[Thunderbolt Sentinel]

I love it!

[Snoodman]

Not my everything! That's where I keep my everything!

[Maxes Altho]

Nope, sorry. The best thing you ever wrote was 'Code Lavender'.

[RainCrasher]

I about choked to death drinking a pop while reading this. funniest thing ive read all week

[Reykan]

He'll eat our EVERYTHING!!!"

[Night_Moon60606]

yes very amusing, but when r u going to get back to Cricket and the other Changlings in Equestria? i hope those four remaining uncompleted stories r not dead...

[Ganondad42]

It was funny, but not as funny as a classic cabbage cart calamity(did i spell that right?) , or fresh batch of Zelda cucco chaos (If you get what I mean)
But this still made my day.

[rikusorasephiroth]

2858288 Yes, you spelled calamity correctly, and cabbage salesman/Cabbage Corp. C.E.O. is DEFINATELY most appropriate, especially given the recent tenth anniversary of the Last Airbender.

[Ganondad42]

2858303 thanks, I'm too tired to be up any longer, I'm throwing in the towel.

[SomeRandomMinion]

Huh. What could THIS be...?

[PersonalGamer]

Use the Holy Hand Grenade! It's our only hope!

[Krazyfan1]

[Derp404]

Sounds like a human in equestria fic.

[user123]

use the holy hand grenade Luke Sky, you're our only hope.

[Solid Punch]

Sequel to WITLTYSO?! BUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OrpheusDefense]

It gave me a good chuckle

[The Hat Mann]

'And then there was my personal favorite, "He's a zombie vampire demon! He'll eat our EVERYTHING!!!"' - Bucking Nonsense 2015

[Solid Punch]

В мире нет слов, чтобы достойно описать воспоследовавший пандемониум. Крики, вопли, кобылы звали маму. Удивительно, но маму звали старшие пони, а молодые, напротив, с удовольствием наблюдали, как взрослые ведут себя как идиоты. Многие пони кричали вещи вроде "Он зомби! Он съест нашу плоть!", "Он вампир! Он выпьет нашу кровь!" и "Он демон! Он пожрёт наши души!". Ну и моё любимое: "Он демонический зомби-вампир! Он съест наше ВСЁ!!!"