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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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  • 423 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2

    Read the full riff here!

    Don't forget to leave comments! They help!

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  • 442 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 1

    Let’s get something out right now. Do NOT expect me to get through this entire story. It’s not happening.
    Now then...
    A while back a Skype group of mine had a shit-fit over this story, and I was really curious as to why. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided to start.
    I have no idea what happens in this story, and I didn’t read the one before it. Not going to either.

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    2 comments · 572 views
  • 466 weeks
    So there's a thing coming up.

    Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

    I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

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    2 comments · 623 views
  • 473 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle!

    So because we haven’t done enough foalcon in these riffs, how about some more!
    (Foalcon is just the best, isn’t it friend?)
    I hate humanity.
    (I know twow. I know.)
    Today’s story is called Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle! And I’m not telling who the other character is, it’ll be a surprise.

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  • 474 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: An Evening With His Favorite Princess

    Ah, foalcon. The closest legal thing to child pornography.
    (Foalcon is your favorite thing ever to riff, isn’t it twow?)
    Bite me. Either way, today’s story is called An Evening With His Favorite Princess. No points for guessing who it has in it.
    (Spoiler alert, it’s Pip and Luna.)
    Prepare your blast shields.

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Feb
27th
2015

Seasalt Riffs: Pinkie Pie's burrito accident · 8:53pm Feb 27th, 2015

Because it just wouldn't be NORMAL if I revitalized my riffing with a good story, right?
Yeah, I’m finally back with riffing again. And not in the same canon as before. Starting...well, not entirely over, but don’t expect for everything in the first series to be the same as it is now.
Also, I’m going to have a new friend along for most of them. I don’t know about you guys, but I’m excited. And I hope you guys will be too.
The story to start this season is going to be Pinkie's Pie burrito accident and I’m not gonna quote the author because I dislike them greatly. Fair reason, right?
Heh. And so it begins again.

Read the full riff here!

Don't forget to leave comments!

NSFW: Clop, foodplay, cliched as all hell

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Comments ( 2 )

I clicked the link not knowing what to expect.

...

:(

Despite your disclaimer, I had made the unfortunate mistake of purchasing food before reading this (curse early-morning scramble syndrome).

Suffice to say a good $4 was wasted this morn. >>'

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