Idiots are Idiotic · 3:00am Feb 27th, 2015
I had an...interesting day yesterday. We went out to a movie in school that was pretty boring, we got back and ate lunch. During lunch, our principle came onto the PA system and told us that the phone lines are down and the internet is down and not to panic. Well, I went through the rest of the day, went to my violin lesson, and on the way back the news came onto the radio. Apparently some idiot cut the frikin' internet line and all of Northern _________ had no internet. People were even having trouble calling the police (boy, my friends and I had fun with that one!). Anyway, I kinda wonder what that person was thinking...and it was a PERFECT NIGHT FOR WRITING!
Anyway, hope you enjoyed my rant!
Person of interest: Hey buddy, I bet ya fifty bucks to cut the power line!
Person obviously drunk: Deal! I'll cut them with my sewing scissors!
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I bet that's true!