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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Feb
24th
2015

Creativity does not come when asked for. · 12:50am Feb 24th, 2015

"How do I fix the sob scene how do I fix the sob scene how do i fix the sob scen-"
*4 days later.*
"..."
"Oh."
"That's how I fix the sob scene."

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Comments ( 15 )

Have you tried shutting up and getting in the giant robot repeating "I must fix the sob scene, I must fix it, I must fix it, I must fix it," whilst curled up in a ball?

Totally not a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference...

Sounds about right.

Creativity? My alternate online username is creativtyfails. :pinkiehappy:

This reminds me of an anecdote about how Charlie Chaplin would sometimes halt filming for days until he thought of a gag.












If he tried that shit today, he'd be hanged.

I might know how you feel

Oh, don't I know this.

2825047 Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Maybe my buffer will last longer than my writer's block.

Well, that tends to happen with every semi-long-running story. The same happens to probably everyone at some point in their story.

Every. Time.

Did the sob story involve battletoads?

I know ya feel bro, though mine usually goes like this...

"How do I keep the fight going, how do I keep the fight going, how do I keep the fight going...."

Yeah, being a Dragon Ball Z author is hard, fight scenes are difficult to write >_<.

2825490
No, but it's good inspiration.

My creativity tends to come when I'm supposed to be debating the effectiveness of the League of Nations in the 1920's at university.

2825563 Easy. Stretch fight scenes into ten episodes.

I know how that works. I've had no new ideas for changeling stories, my favorite species, and standing by the cash register waiting for the next customer, I had an idea. Not only an idea, but something I think I could make a whole freakin' series about.

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