Secrets beckon to all humans but only the foolish and ignorant search for what is not meant to be discovered. Such is the fate of men.
What you thought I wasn't going to do this? Shame on you!
my gift to all of you wonderful fuckers!
Le Batman teabags for all
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change your name to Pornstein
DO EET
-slowly back away-
2822203 *tackles and batman teabags you*
2822200
*Batman teabags your face*
2822204 *growls and bites his damn nuts off*
2822209 I dissapear before you can
2822206
Too bad Batman is teabagging a clone
I came prepared
I'm not even here right now, brah
I'm using Omnipresence
Batman will now tebag all of you, pretend to e dead or face a 100 combo.
2822215 COME HERE! I'M GONNA TEABAG YOU TOO!
2822213 i'm everywhere and nowhere there's no escaping me i didn't miss *holds balls in my hands and crushes them*
2822221 I don't have genatles! HA! I made myself immune to cheap shots!
2822217 *dodges your tebags and trips you with his carefully timed ninja moves*
2822227 I use my lighting to paralyze you then teabag your face with a 10 combo teabag
2822225 well now batman has no junk........and how do you satisfy
2822232 *Licks lips* Very satisfied
2822234 i mean a tongue is good and all but.......never mind
2822237 I still got Batman to combo teabag your face
2822230 My body holds the electric from the strike, it releases on you as you try to tebag me, freeing me from my paralysis, Rainbow Dash then swoops in and says "Oh jazzie, you're so sexy!"
We then have violent human on pony sex in front of your face.
2822240 and now he will never be able to do it again.......still dons't make up for the fact you can't please a women or create offspring......that sounded a bit harsh
2822242 I kill Rd then fuck you and it ends there happily ever after. (This is the only time I will ever act gay)
2822244 I can make myself a penis and balls
2822245 Before you can kill RD and fuck me, I put a hologram where we were, you then realize this and go looking for us, you can hear us and it's loud, where are we?
2822246 and the moment you do i shall kick them...why because i can thats why
2822251 i HAVE YOUR HUSBANDS ASS CHEEKS! HA!
2822248 I go back in time and stop that from happening and I use my admin powers sense I control teh thread to make it so I win
2822253 ?....eh keep them.......wait you want Darks ass......so dose that mean you like men? cause i'm confused
2822258 only on this thread! YA WANKA I GOT 69 FOLLOWERS!
2822259 wait i'm not hearing a no
2822256 you failed to realize that I am the owner of the domain, so I control it all. You were controlling an illusion, me and RD are still loud, where are we?
2822263 up mah ass!
2822266 still not hearing a no
2822283 WANKA WAHT YOU SAYING MATE? YOU WANT MAH ASS?
2822289 wouldn't touch that with a 60 foot pole
2822266 Your ass isn't online, your argument is invalid.
2822291 I GOTS A 69 foot poll ya want that mate?
2822296 MAH ASS IS ONLINE TIS VALLID MATE? WHAT YAH WANT YAH WANKA?!
2822333 *pukes*
2822344 COME COME ITS A 69 FOOT BARDGE POLL!
2822336 fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/280/1/8/tf2___wanka_by_taklayyankovic-d2rz3jx.png
2822349 YAH BUGGA IM A RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND FEED IT TO MAH DOG!
2822348 i will kill you with it
2822354 its got mah ass juice all over it
2822357 well i exist yet never existed so when you think about it i never really touched it but i will still kills you with it........why did ya put it up your ass........you likes to be the catcher dont ya
2822372 bitch lick the poll!
2822374 ......you......you just called me a bitch.....
2822383 SORRY im just way to hyper
2822383 you want to know why check out this thread
The shit that got me like this
2822385 *twitches*.....i'll let it slide but there is one thing you never insult me with *grabs by the neck* never ever.....ever!! call me a bitch
2822394 Then try not to catch me at times when Im wriled up like this. *Smiles* goodnight sister in law
2822397 cause if you call me a bitch i will stick to what you say and be a total bitch