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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Feb
14th
2015

Happy Valentine's Day?.. · 8:40am Feb 14th, 2015

Oh my gosh I have just written a chapter and a half in under two hours AND I STILL DON'T HAVE DONE WHAT I NEED DONE in time for my editors to help me!
Can't do this tomorrow, the valentine day special won't be done by then!
AUUUUGH I BUDGETED ALL MY TIME FOR HOMEWORK TOMORROW TOO!
Okay, I have it almost done, I'll just go over the new Quick Wit chapter while-
"HEY BRBEEEPN, WE HAVE TO GO ALL THE SUDDEN TO YOUR BROTHER'S FOR AN ISSUE!"
WHHHHHHHHYYYY NOOOOOOOW?!?
"WE REALLY GOTTA GO DUDE!"
I JUST BAILED ON ALL OF MY PLANS SO THIS BETTER BE A BIG DEA-
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY! WOW BBEEEPEN, WEREN'T YOU GLAD YOU WERE HERE FOR YOUR BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY?"
Y- yeah... Really happy for him. Happy 27th birthday dude...
Haha ha...
"Pickleless, here is your automatic reminder to cry."
Aha... ahhhhhhhhh...

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Comments ( 17 )

Yeah, I had a feeling this was going to be unavoidable.

Time to turn the author off and back on again....

Somebody's having a fun time.


it's me! wheeee!

Tis life. At least you'll get to bring your computer with you in the car (it is a laptop, right?).

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

It's ok. I won't have the Valentine's Special for my Youtube channel done until Monday, so you're not alone.

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Error code 146: your author won't staring at a picture of a very detailed man crying while cringing away from a bowl of fruit. Please turn him off, and back on again.
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It's a desktop.

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Because it broke, and out of all the expensive things that were on it that I can't get off, the thing I regret losing the most is Deluxe Edition Dino Run game I spent two bucks on.
That was a really fun game...

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So, if you were to rebooting a copy of this game, that would make you smile widely and not cry?

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Yes, yes I would.
If you're gonna buy me the game, please don't, I'm I terrible gift receiver. I'll sit here for about ten minutes fretting over how I received something and didn't deserve it/can't give something back/general guilt feelings and then open the game and lose all thought process while playing it.

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Ah, but the whole purpose of gift-giving is specifically to give something to someone who's done nothing to deserve it, but simply for the sake of giving it with no expectation of receiving anything in return. That's what makes it a gift.

Of course, there's always this as well.

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oh cool, someone uploaded the paid version.
Well, there goes my productivity.

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The paid version is now the Special Edition.

All the same, happy I could help you accomplish absolutely nothing. That is, after all, the real Magic of Friendship.

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Good job, I may have made everyone feel barely disappointed in not releasing the next chapter and valentine special in time, but at least I'm personally happy.
Here, I'll tell you great job in rainbow.
Great job.

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I fucking love rainbows!

Rofl
Isn't Siri the best?:rainbowlaugh:

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