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Jeff the Killer


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Feb
9th
2015

Jane came for a visit.....sort of, so ask us anything since she's here.. · 2:01am Feb 9th, 2015

Jeff!!! untied me!!!!

How about......no? beside your gonna sit there and be pretty for all the questions we'll get

When I get out of this, am gonna kill you!!!!

You can try

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jealous? Who's Jealous?! I'm not Jealous!!!

I'm Eris!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiehappy:

2780833 who said you were jealous?

*growls* you can have him, unless I don't kill him first

love you too Jane

fuck you!!!!

maybe later, if your good

uuugh, I fucking hate you

2780868
Hey Jane! I like your hair!

2780835 hey there
*growls*
be nice Jane
fuck off
no Jane, you say hello
*growls*

2780877 hi
hello
shut up willow

2780875 *grumbles*
now come on, she said something nice, be nice
*grumbles a thank you*
see, was that so hard?
*growls at Jeff*

2780890 *waves with his signature grin*
*huffs and looks away with a scowl*

2780897
I used to have split personalities

Rinka and Beelzebub

they're gone now...

2780912 well this isn't a personality
plus id be insane if I was stuck in his head
aaaaaww you wound me Jane, I thought we had something special
fuck you, you sadistic bastard!!!!!
feisty
uugh!!!!

2780995 see, she likes us, be nice
*growls at Jeff, struggling to break free*
now, now, be nice

2780997
can i hug Jane?

2781006 if she doesn't bite your neck
*growls, struggling more*

2781014 *hugs Jane*

2781037 *Jane bites at your neck*
Jane no!!!!! bad Jane!!!!

2781064 *blinks a few time* well that's new
*spits out blood* get away from me!!!!!

2781067
Bite me again, Jane!
Fuse your saliva with my rusty blood!
I wanna feel your tongue penetrating my veins!

2781072 *struggles away from her* get away!!!!
*chuckles at them*

2781091
*bites Jane's neck*

If you won't attack, I will!

2781102 let go!!!!
*pulls you off of Jane* woah there, I said hug, no biting of the neck

2781105
*licks my lips*
Aww... but her blood is so good, it tastes like wine

2781110 sorry, but no biting her neck, she did it for defense, you did it for your own pleasure, she may hate me, but harm to her I don't wish on
*blushes lightly, but huffs, looking away*

2781116
what if she liked it?

2781127 she's screaming let go and get away, I think it's clear
get her away from me!!!! *growls at both of you*

2781150
she might be hiding it... cuz i'd do the same thing

*gives her a cookie*

Here... I'm sorry for biting you so hard... here's a cookie if you'll forgive me

2781156 *spits at the cookie* get away, am not some sick freak that likes blood like you two!!!!
now, come on Jane, be nice
fuck you!!!! she bite me in my neck and try to drink my blood!!!!!

2781164
Oh Jane... I'm sorry... I just wanted to find my place in your diary and break some Benjamins after exposing their phobia of AMVs.

2781178 that's just bullshit!!!!
*sighs and facepalm*

2781186
Jeff, you got the joke, didn't you?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=diary+of+jane+amv
just tell me that you hate Diary of Jane amvs... cus i hate 'em

2781192 I got the joke
*growls at you*

2781195
*purrs at Jane*

2781200 GET AWAY!!!!!
*chuckles and sits down, to eat an apple from an apple tree*

2781207
May I sit on Jane's lap?

2781225 NO!!!!!! I said get away!!!!!
*chuckles at the scene in front of him*

2783434
*sits on Jane's lap*

2781225 *struggles more* get OFF!!!!!!

2783502 *says sassily*No.~:trollestia:

2783524 GET OFF!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!
*looks at them amusingly*

2783549
but Jane...
:fluttershysad:

...

:fluttershyouch:

i love you:heart:

2783556 your crazy!!!! you bit me and sucked my blood!!!! and you have the gal to say, you love me!?!?! FUCK OFF!!!!!!
now, now Jane, be nice
FUCK YOU!!!!! AND LET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR!!!!!

2783578
*starts crying*

2783583 see what you did Jane?
don't care, UNTIED ME!!!!!!!!

2783618
*starts to leak Love Magic*

2783626 *looks at you and place a knife near your neck* no, no, don't try using any kind of love magic or potion, plus it doesn't affect us
GET HER OFF ME!!!!! IF YOU LET ME GO, I'LL STAY AND WON'T ATTACK YOU, JUST GET HER OFF ME!!!!!

2783683
*Love turns into Dark Magic*
*still crying*
go ahead... slit my throat... i'll never find love:fluttershysad:

2783691 *frowns slightly* that's not true, but they way your doing it, it will only be empty and forced love, you'll control the outside but the inside, it will hate you
*looks at them, more at Jeff with a wide eyed expression*
*looks at Jane* what?
never thought I hear you give love advice or something like this
I may be insane, but that doesn't mean and ALL crazy evil

2783705
so... it seems you two have fallen in my trap!

i've gotten you two to show true love to one another!:heart:

2783718 *chuckles lightly* yeah, no I rather have one, that doesn't want to slit my throat in my sleep
*scoffs* he killed my family and you think I love him? please I rather barf

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