Happy Fourth of July to all Americans! (and some news) · 8:06pm Jul 4th, 2012
Hello Everypony, Today is July fourth! *Fluttershy yay. So, I'm celebrating, cook out/pool party at my aunts house. Gonna be awesome! but sadly, I CAN"T swim until about THURSDAY.
You want to know why? well, yesterday, I was cooking noodles ( I love noodles), and was pouring the hot water into the collander. So, the collander tipped, which caused my hand to loose control of the pot (it basically slipped out of my hand). so, the hot water splashed onto my stomach, and now I have second degree burns. Good thing I was wearing a top and a tanktop, otherwise it would have been worse. No, I didn't have to go to the hospital, my moms a nurse.
So today, it doesn't hurt anymore, but I cant go swimming until tomorrow, maybe Friday. ugh. Maybe when my mom gets home my burns will be well enough so I can go swimming.
So I hope all of you have a good holiday!
Ouch.... We'll I'm german, but I think I'm allowed to be happy to
Well, I don't really know what's special about this day in america, but I guess it's the first day of the holidays? If yes, I still have to wait till saturday.
Well, I hope you get better soon.
212276 thanks!
My mom just got home, she said its probably not gonna be better till' another couple weeks, and I can't go swimming for another week 
And yeah, I'm only part american, I'm German, Italian, Irish, and sweetish.
212338 I'm part polski
(as far as I know)
212340
Well, I guess I'm stuck on land for another week
212344
die fishy die...
mommy bakes a pie....
daddy will go all insane...
throwing you into the rain.......
212349 uhhhh... is that a poem u made up?
212353
It's a changed version of a german 'have good dreams' song. If you want a poem, I can link you one I wrote.....
212355 nah I'm good, just wondering. Great remake though!
212359
do you know the original?
Nah, I was just rhyming. That's pretty easy I guess...
212362 yes ryhming is pretty easy.
and no, I don't know the original
212366
In this case, I can't accept your compliment.
If you want to know what the original would be like:
Sleep, kid, sleep.
Mommy is a sheep.
And then something with daddy or father. I don't know the whole lyrics.
212374 ah, I see why that would be pretty easy to remake, just change a couple words and stuff.
212378
(eeyup) When I'm making up a poem, I just choose a theme and improvise. You gave the theme, I had this song in mind for whatever reason, why don't combine both 
212384 it just works
212385
Yep. Do you know the spam thread in the writers group? 70 lines long poem about nonsense....
212394
I wanna see it! can I have the link if you can find it again plz?
212398
sure. Are you really sure you wanna see it? May be a bit less than 70 lines or a bit more. I didn't count. But it's pretty long.
Here's my poem
It's somewhere in the middle. You will find it fast I think. Its the first really long post.
212402 well, It wasn't THAT long. thanks for the link to it!
212413
But it was long. And that's everything that counts. And? Did your eyes start bleeding?
EDIT: 128 lines. I counted it.
212419
OH! I read the wrong one! 
I found the one you meant that was REALLY long. I gonna read it now, and NOTHING can stop me! 
212427
WARNING: Contains a guarantee for bleeding eyes and broken mind!
212432 read it! and it only made me crazier
212434
Crazy: good
Snapped: not
212439 cause then you'll turn into Pinkemena, then make cupcakes
212445
Wait. I will copy, paste and undeerline.
die fishy die...
mommy bakes a pie....
daddy will go all insane...
throwing you into the rain.......
underlined: cupcakes
big: heavy rain
EDIT: references of course.
212449
yay
212470
I don't know what to answer....
Do you want a cookie?
212473
yes plz! 
212532
Okay. I only have to get a flight ticket to america.... Or first I would need cookies....
212538 lol, just send me a virtual air cookie and we're good
212639
wait....
I have to draw something.
213893 what do u have to draw?
213896
Here you go
i1171.photobucket.com/albums/r548/Sorrow872/Pown/COOKIE.png
That I had to draw.
213898
its beautiful! and delicious 