Sample: This may be the most ridiculous, yet awesome, thing I have ever written... · 1:33am Feb 3rd, 2015
I might have gone a little bit overboard with this.
At that moment, I came to a resolution: I would not kill King Sombra. No, he must live. If possible, I would find a way for him to live forever. No amount of murdering could possibly kill him dead enough to satisfy me now. No amount of physical torture would be sufficient to express my absolute hatred and boundless contempt for him. Instead, I would drown him in an ocean of endless despair. All that he had tried to accomplish, I would not only undo, but would rub his face in the futility of his goals like I'd rub a naughty dog's nose in its own s***. All his plots, his schemes, his plans, I would destroy them all, and walk away from the burning remains while smoking a cigarette like a bad@$$. I would murder his aspirations, s*** on his hopes, and then wipe my @$$ with his dreams. When I was done, he would look upon the flaming wreckage that was once his life, and beg me to kill him, so that he might escape the h*** that had become his new reality... and I would whisper, "F*** you," and kick him in the b***s as hard as I possibly could.
But first, I would need to find him...
Pony brütality is strong in this one.
I am in awe of you sir. And I cant wait.
would be more metal without the censoring but i think you might lose the teen rating if you did that
sounds like a good start to me.
I see no evidence of anything overboard. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
That sounds good right now. Keep going and I want this story to continue, so please continue you aluminum hat bastard
Will the failsafe trigger from this?
"TO THE PAIN!" And don't forget to leave him his ears!
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Honestly, bleeping out the cursewords is kind of dumb. You'd be much better off leaving them as is, since it's obvious what the words are. Trying to hide "ass" as "@$$" is ridiculous, and it detracts from your writing.
So Conrad is going for the "fate worse than death" plan for Sombra? Interesting....
2765469 YES! To bad about copyrights though. I would love to see how Sombra would react to this.
Ok...just a quick check here. This speech strongly reminds me of how our boy here needs to remain good to stay in Tirek's body...and not gunna lie, while I'd totally be with him on this, I can't say this isn't toeing the line. I'd hope certain someponies can calm his ass down and bring his better nature to the front, pronto...or I see this ending badly for him and everypony else. That...and I kinda want him to stick around ya know? Plus, well...Metal Centaur dude who loves the Lego Movie, yeah, he's a favorite of mine right now. Right up there with Darth Vulcan, but for very different reasons.
I have one thing to say to you my friend.
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Too bad he can't actually do this because of a spell binding him to the body.
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2765495 Yeah I agree, while Sombras a d**k, this seems kinda out of what he's aloud to do. Well not aloud to do, but dangerous seeing as turning evil or willingly doing something like that could kill him. By kill I mean send him back to his old body which is dead, and he said him self he's watching his own actions. I don't think he'll do something like that, but he's just showing us how mad he is.
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Boy I hope so. I've always been of the opinion actions count where thoughts and such only add or subtract points. As is...yeah, my fingers crossed here, can't wait for next chapter!
wow, nice.
But the fail safe comes to mind. At what point during beating the crap out of an evil person does the definition switch?
2765495 You like Darth Vulcan too?!?!
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Yup, then again, I'm also a fan of the Borderlands Franchise, several Kamen Rider series, and everything from Harry Potter to God of War games...needless to say, my taste has huge range...of destructive capability.
2765802 I'm sure you will find this to be the most destructive creature in the known multiverse
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Nah...
Personally I'd give him a dream. The best goddamn dream. So realistic where everything is going perfect and Murphy's Law does not exist for him.
So
THAT
WHEN
HE WAKES UP! LIFE IS A LIVING HELL! NOTHING TASTES GOOD! NOTHING IS PLEASURABLE! NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE TO THAT DREAM! AND GIVE HIM THEN ETERNAL Nothing-ness.
Nothing will make him feel again. All he shall feel is emptiness. Not even pain can remove that.
Awesome. Might want to replace h*** with Tartarus, and otherwise 'ponify' the swear words to make it more acceptable for moderators. Then you can add a paragraph about him noticing that he just 'went native'.
Conrad is far too big for a cigarette... plus ciggies aren't particularly badass. Make it a cigar, the ciggies' badass older brother.
Hatred.
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Hey! It is not being pedantic about a blog post! It is small scale proofreading of the chapter.
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Blog posts are supposed to be Safe For Work, so I edit out my own curse words. I'm not 100% certain if the 'No NSFW' posts applies to cursing, but I figured, why take the chance?
2765663 Hiiiii~!
I'm thinking that, given what Sombra's dreams ARE, and what kind of pony he is, Conrad can obliterate his hopes and dreams in such a way that he longs for death without doing anything but a blissfully good deed.
Example: Force him into an eternal pink pony party from Pinkie Pie.
Hey, he might have some innocent kids... What about them?
2766083 YES! Thank you for following the directions, I think your the only one...
2765656 Except Sombra deserves it.
You're looking for the word "hatred" amigo. Other than that, this piece of text is undeniably one of the single most gratifying and euphoric things I've ever had the honor of laying my eyes upon.
2766105 Unfortunately, one person's crimes do affect those around them. You can't pardon an utter monster just because the punishment would deprive someone else of a parent/sibling/child/etc.
Hell, given this Sombra's very clear views on his family, this is protecting them from his depredations.
That sounds like the second-worst thing you could do to Sombra.
The first? I'm not sure how you'd go about it, but convince him to realize and understand the horror of his own actions, to the point where he hates himself as much as you do... Then let him figure out what to do about it.
Your method might be possible, though. That gives it an advantage.
I'm pretty certain the ghosts of Hearth's Warming Past, Present, and Future ...wouldn't work on Sombra.
2766105 Skyflower is Sombra's only living blood relative... because he murdered the rest... and the only reason he is even considering having kids now is so he can murder them in the future. Not just murder though! No he murdered slash plans on murdering and condemning their innocent souls to eternal torment.