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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jan
31st
2015

Editing Outakes · 4:50am Jan 31st, 2015

So since I talk to Piercing Sight, we edit together over a skype call. Sometimes, I just edit the story into something ridiculous.
Turns out Piercing Sight saved some of them.
Here, have a look.

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“Princess, are you alright?” Twilight RADICALLY MOVED HER LIPS IN A BEWITCHING MOTION WITH EXPLODED THE CRYSTAL PALACE OF FRIENDSHIP BEHIND THEM, AS THE CHANGELING AND THE ALICORN OF THE SUN WERE EVAPORATED IN THE EXPLOSION, TWILIGHT SLOWLY ASCENDED INTO THE SKY AND YELLED!!!

“SWIGGITY SWONE, THIS STORY IS DONE!”

The end.

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“OH WOW, LOOK AT POOCE BEING SMART! LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! I KNOW WORDS!”

“Stupid are you alright?”

“OH WOW! OH WOW! I CAN SAY THINGS TOO! OH WOW!”

“Somebody help him!”

“OH NO, OH NO! I-AHHHHHHHHHH-”

“HE’S MELTING!

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    "If everything turns out for the best, then my hive means your citizens no physical, or mental harm, nor do they intend to oppose it in any shape or form. BUT IT PROBABLY WON’T YOU STUPID IDIOT! HAHA!"

“AW MAN!” CELESTIA POUTED...

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This is pretty much what editing this story is like.
Yep.

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Comments ( 11 )

Wow. :applejackconfused:

Somehow, now I think I might be able to write something someday. I just need to find myself a good (and extremely patient) editor.

“SWIGGITY SWONE, THIS STORY IS DONE!”

Kinda surprised I haven't seen that in an actual story yet.

I would read that.

Very...interesting, to say the least.

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You are you so ridiculous and stupid that I feel comfortable writing in comparison now.

No problem, just doing my job.

Editing... ugh!

2759282 Always gotta keep a lookout for those traitorous typos.

Wait, since when was twi dragonborn? That first line...

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Catching typos is the very least of what an editor should be doing when they get their hands on a chapter.

TWILIGHT SLOWLY ASCENDED INTO THE SKY AND YELLED!!!

AH AHH I'M DONE. I FULFILLED MY PURPOSE. I, I DON'T NEED TO SEE MORE SHIT DOWN HERE.

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