I don't plan on doing much of anything besides maybe ordering an expensive pizza from Dominos and just being a pig. But yeah, not much going on here besides trying to get a job before our money runs out all together in June.
Sorry I've been about as productive as a goldfish swimming in syrup. Things here at home have been pretty rough the past months. I had to quit my job at a pizza place because it was wearing my car down faster than I made money, soooooooooooo I've been "in between jobs" for a good 3 months now. And things here haven't exactly been stellar. Writing has once again had to take a backseat to making
2751538 I got a special sausage lover special just for you
2751540 At least Hell pays minimum wage, covers gas and lets me keep tips Not as glamorous as a male hooker, but hey, it's money.
2751718 It'll be about a young stud 'delivering the sausage' to middle-aged mares who can't find the money, and find other means of paying gon' b gewd
2752029 I've got a minivan But it gets me from A to B.
2753944 Nah, some local pizza place with one or two chains. Beats working at WalMart, or McDonalds. If I'm gonna come home smelling like food, it may as well be pizza
Swagu
SW4G
That sentence is a memetic hazard, I swear...
Also, curse you and your non-unemployment <.<
Do you deliver to my house? If so, can I answer the door naked?
People will be even happier to see you
Congrats!
You poor, poor bastard. You have entered a hell that thou dost not know.
Pizza delivery fic soon
Are you driving a crappy old Toyota too? Like a Tercel?
Vitale's?
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I'll just cram the pizza through a mail slot. Or lacking one, under the door.
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>Implying they were before
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I got a special sausage lover special just for you
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At least Hell pays minimum wage, covers gas and lets me keep tips
Not as glamorous as a male hooker, but hey, it's money.
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It'll be about a young stud 'delivering the sausage' to middle-aged mares who can't find the money, and find other means of paying
gon' b gewd
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I've got a minivan
But it gets me from A to B.
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Nah, some local pizza place with one or two chains.
Beats working at WalMart, or McDonalds. If I'm gonna come home smelling like food, it may as well be pizza
2754973 Shame. Pizza delivery guys tend to drive piece of shit Tercels.
2754973 Fucking hell, now im hungry.
Im give you a call.
the name will be I C weiner.
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You come to my house, I'll greet you in my best form like demonstrated at Bronycon 2014. I'll be calling under the name "Isle Avrasha".