New Year, New Story · 3:22am Jan 27th, 2015
So some of you may have noticed I put up a new "story" a few days ago.
I use that term loosely because it's just a bunch of angry letters written by an angry princess, but hey, it's something, right?
Anyway, because this is all letters and things, Tia does get fan mail. Of course, I make sure she's not foaming at the mouth when she gets them so that she may answer them in a simple, eloquent manner.*
So this is a callout for any of you folk who happen to have some burning questions for our fair princess. Drop it as a comment, PM, or by attaching it to a rock and chucking it to her balcony. Trust me, she's gotten plenty of those. At the end of every season, she'll answer the fanmail to the best of her abilities... and if her temperament allows.
*TOM is applying needless sugar to this statement. You all know she'll be surly as hell.
I suppose the big question:
Why does Twilight act like disappointing you in any way would truly be The Worst Possible Thing even if it could be reasonably explained? Is this related to her fear of being sent back to magical Kindergarden?
Why do you keep sealing the villains away, and letting everyone forget about them? They just come back 1,000 years later and almost take over the country, before anyone can organize a defense.
Exactly how old are you, Luna, and Cadence, and will Twilight be able to live as long as you? In fact, what is the average life expectancy for ponies in Equestria?
How much work do you do every day, on average?
Is Pinkie Pie the result of Discord splitting his power in two?
Have you ever been so mad, that you threatened to send an ordinary pony/griffon/whatever to either the moon or the sun?
Do you like smoothies?
Have you ever tried coffee? If so, how was it?
Do you need to sleep, and if you do, how did you manage during Luna's absence?
What happened 1,000 years ago? Discord, King Sombra, Nightmare Moon? A millennium ago you must of been a pretty bad ruler, Celestia, to let all that happen.