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  • 461 weeks
    Random Stuff: How To Find Out If You're Being Tricked

    If you're slathering your laptop in oil and butter, then subsequently try to cook that laptop, then you deserve having the word gullible tattooed on your chest.

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  • 466 weeks
    PLS HALP MEH

    Semester exams are almost here, I have multiple assignments that are due on the same day simultaneously and I haven't even started on any of these. And what's worse?

    MY COFFEE MACHINE'S BROKEN

    PLEASE SEND HELP I CAN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT MY CAFFEINE

    (Translation: Won't be writing for a while. Might finally crawl out of this alive in 2-3 weeks.)

    ~ Wolfram Alpha

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  • 469 weeks
    FORGIVE MEH

    I KEEP PRESSING THE WRONG DAMN BUTTON. I WANT TO PRESS EDIT BUTTON DAMMIT.

    ~ Wolfram Alpha

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  • 474 weeks
    Update on Prophecy of the Six

    This is just a heads up, nothing major. I reworked the blurb and the art for my fanfic to suit my story better. Check it out here.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put the toaster out because it is on fire (this actually happened).

    ~Wolfram Alpha

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  • 475 weeks
    Quote of the Day #2

    "Her coupon game was so fucking raw." - Random Tumblr User

    Oh Tumblr, you never cease to amaze me.

    ~ Wolfram Alpha

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Jan
26th
2015

The Adventures (and Misadventures) of Ze Royal Doofus · 7:11am Jan 26th, 2015

Hello everyone, I'm back in Australia! I'M HOME! It's so good to be back!

Got off my flight at 5 AM local time; slept only two hours on the plane. But that's okay, I've definitely slept for less on an odd basis and functioned okay! (I did almost collapse from exhaustion once trying to do that for too much.) Nothing a cup of coffee or two can't fix.

I've been through so much stuff, I don't even know where to begin! I've received the best Christmas gifts, busted my jaw, burnt my foot accidentally on New Year's, busted my jaw again, spent some time with my awesome cousins, stayed in multiple 4-5 star hotels and resorts, participated in multiple road trips, and got to be on TV! (For about 30-40 seconds. My family got interviewed; my dad and my little brother hogged the spotlight. Not that I wanted it anyway.)

It's great to be back; definitely was feeling homesick after a while. And, I get to use a computer again! I missed the feeling of a keyboard.

Hmm... the coffee should be wearing off by now. As if that's going to stop me! I have school things to pack, friends to meet, enemies tohvaeree wrxtcyuhj;cgtsxufds huvijrili.v.fcydughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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