[STORY] Stranger Than Fiction (EQD Contest Entry!)

I posted this early before the story was approved, but, I'm at a restaurant that's about to close and I can't wait any longer. Oh well. Maybe hold off on commenting/voting or whatever until it's actually on the site...

Anyway, an attempt was made.

Behold! The result of a six-hour fever rush!

...Not an attempt that I can say I'm proud of, but there's little I can do about it now. Anyway, it was written with the Anthropology prompt in mind, so you'll have to forgive me for being unoriginal. Again. So, ja, give it a look, give it a comment, downvote the hell out of it because I ended up making a mess out of it in the end, I don't really mind. Feedback is always nice.

Seriously though. I buggered this one up. Fair warning.