Ask Five Stars/Ask a Gentleman · 3:22pm Jan 12th, 2015
Hey folks! A belated Happy New Year from your friendly neighborhood Firesight!
As promised in the new chapter, it's Q&A time again for Five Star Service. This time around, you can either ask a question of Five Stars, or of her fine Gentlemen themselves. I'd like an even split of questions if possible. For the Gentlemen, I'm planning for a different one to answer each question--including some familiar faces. In fact, I'd like to invite other G4M authors to answer the questions *as* Gentlemen to get a mix of writing styles and personalities.
Leave your questions below. They can be serious and supportive or snide and sarcastic, or anything in between. Go to town. Answers will be handled separately, so don't leave any below.
Ohhh so interesting. Can i ask mine? Hmmm... here it goes.
To miss fivestars:
Have you ever considered crossing the portal and live on the human world? Or at least visit it? Since you very much enjoy the company of humans, i imagine it might have crossed your mind in the past? Also do you plan on ever settling down?
Yours truly,
Curious
To Five Stars:
Any plans for a branch office on Earth? Or are there not enough mares there to be viable?
Do you train gentlemen for other races? What works for a pony might not work for the others.
I know this might be a little backwards but, "Five-star by chance would you be willing to train mares to come to earth and be. . . Mistresses for lonely virgin males?"
2718664 The biggest problem with this idea are the laws already on the books banning escort services in the States. Being an insular American, I can't be sure how this idea would go down in other lands — maybe the French would think it's totally awesome — but I don't think it's farfetched to suggest it wouldn't go over well with autocratic governments of the secular or religious variety. The fact that we even got the U.N. countries to agree to an alliance with these inter-dimensional talking horses is pretty amazing.
if its any encouragement, the fact that nearly all Equestrian immigrants will be mares will bring some relief to lonely virgins who — for whatever reason — just can't seem to hold their own with other humans.
To Five Stars and the Gentlemen: With the amount of sex you're all having, aren't you afraid of catching some sort of STD?
Just curious.
How often there's non-pony clientele requesting a gentleman for the day? That is, e.g. griffons, diamond dogs, or maybe dragons?
Cheers!
A curious statistician.
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Thanks for all the suggestions, folks. All these questions will make it into the new chapter in one form or another!
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Fire Star: Oh my gosh, it's a talking pony!
How many men approximately would you say come to Equestria looking to be Gentlemen rather than falling into it out of necessity?
Is there such a thing as a part time Gentleman?
Dear Five Star, I would like to know if it is possible to receive Gentleman training, I mean, I don't want to become a Gentleman, but I would like to learn how to please a mare, because of a bad experience I had with one once, lets just say I wasn't able to pelase her, which left my self steem very low and kind of depressed for a while (its painful for men if our partner tell us how bad we are in bed in our face); if its possible, how much would it cost, I'm willing to pay for the training, and I'm sure that other men would so as well, thanks in advance.