Equestrian Army Songs: I Don't Want No More of Army Life

Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home!

The soldiers in the Army
They say are mighty fine
And the Navy, Air Corp, and Marines
Keep 'em all in line

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Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee ma, I wanna go home

The stallions in the Army
They say are mighty fine
You ask for Humphry Brabant
And they give you Flankenstein

[Chorus]

The mares here in the Army
They say are mighty fine
Half are over eighty–one
The rest are under nine

[Chorus]

A Ranger in the Army
Wears cameo on his head
And if you can't keep up with him
He'll leave you all for dead

[Chorus]

Stormtroopers in the Army
Fly half the speed of sound
You tell 'em where to find you
And they'll blow you off the ground

[Chorus]

The Templars in the Army
Their horns glow mighty bright
They ravage foes throughout the day
And nurses through the night

[Chorus]

The Guards in this here Army
Get armor custom made
The only way to take it off
Is t' pry it with a spade

[Chorus]

They treat us all like cattle
They make us march in line
When they give you fifty bits
They take back forty–nine

Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee, ma, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee, ma, I wanna go home

Comments

[Anzel]

I have to say this is one of the best yet! I really enjoyed this song plus how you integrated the different groups that we discussed. Awesome work!