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Darles Chickens


A writer of erotic pony literature and short stories. Located near Fillydelphia. Famous works may someday include "A Sale Of Two Titties" and "David Clopperfield".

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  • 462 weeks
    Synopsis Errors

    Dear Every-Would-Be-Author:

    If you write two sentences to promote your story, and you make three mistakes within them, then I (and hopefully the majority of readers here) are not going to read your crappy piece. Why should I waste my time on something you don't even care enough about to spellcheck or get proofread?

    Note to FIMFicton:

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    0 comments · 364 views
  • 465 weeks
    BronyCon 2015

    Is anypony planning on attending BronyCon this year in Baltimare?

    I've (surprisingly) never been to any convention of any kind, and I'm very intrigued by this.

    Looking for feedback / recommendations / etc.

    1 comments · 263 views
  • 477 weeks
    Looking for good pic of Party Favor

    I'm trying to find a good picture of the new pony, Party Favor, showing him with his real cutie mark (not the =).

    But if you do an image search for "MLP Party Favor", you get a million actual MLP-themed party favors.

    2 comments · 265 views
  • 479 weeks
    Speak and Spelle

    What happens when Spike has a three-way with Pipsqueak and Sweetie Belle?

    Spike x Pipsqueak = Speak

    Spike x Sweetie Belle = Spelle

    Ta daaah!

    0 comments · 251 views
  • 485 weeks
    Equestria Boys

    I've found several free generators on-line that allow you to create your own Equestria Girls female character, but I'm looking for one that would allow me to create a male character in the style of Equestria Girls. Can anypony help?

    0 comments · 376 views
Jan
3rd
2015

FlashLight is a thing. Get over it. · 5:11am Jan 3rd, 2015

So my first fanfic story, Flash Bang!, has been out there for about 48 hours now, and I'm impressed with the fact that it has over 650 views already. That's awesome. It's gotten 70 upvotes, and has been added to 28 favorites. Thanks for all that positive feedback!
What surprised me the most, however, is how much everybody hates Flash Sentry and the idea of him hooking up with Twilight Sparkle. I just don't get it. The main argument seems to be that Flash is only a good-looking rocker-boy, with a shallow personality. Sure. I'll give you that. But guess what: that's what girls want. Does Twilight deserve better? Absolutely. But that's not the point. He's the cute bad boy that you can still bring home to meet the parents.
And what about all the other ponies and characters? It seems there is very little resistance to Twilight having a sexual relationship with just about anyone else. Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Applejack are all fair game. Celestia, her mentor, why not? Shining Armor is her brother, but that's okay. And Spike is a baby dragon, but that's fine, too, apparently.
Of course it's all good. That's how it should be. That's what an open fiction forum should be all about!
There are lots of topics here on FiMFiction that don't float my boat. And that, remember, is a great thing. I'm glad that I live in an age when thousands of people can share their crazy, wonderful, sexy, scary, graphic, silly, gory, and erotic stories of Equestria.
But don't go crapping all over someone's work just because you don't like the premise. Go read something else. Or better yet, try writing a story of your very own. It can be exactly what you want it to be.
If you're taking up the mantle of going around and downvoting FlashLight shipping stories (or any other topic you disapprove of), then you have a long task ahead, and you are taking yourself way too seriously, mate.
We're all writing (and reading) about ponies, after all.

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