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Immortan Joe


Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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  • 26 weeks
    Moving Onto Royal Road

    To all my old followers and viewers, I come to you with a heavy heart to say that I'm completely moving on from Fimfiction and starting new somewhere else. The reason being that I simply moved on from the MLP community; I have not stopped writing, so those of you who enjoyed my work for what it is and would like to see what else I make can follow me at Royal Road.

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  • 31 weeks
    How long has it been?

    I don't even recall the last time I dusted off this profile. It's been a while. I came on today after cleaning out my email to see if I was still getting notifications from this site. To see that they're still people who are reading my work is heartwarming.

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  • 274 weeks
    Gone a Year and Back on Front Page Okay....I dun get it

    Been a year, I've been in hibernation. Yet when I come out I slam dunk back on...I dun get it. Why. I'm so happy, thanks everyone! You're the friggin super duper best!

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  • 274 weeks
    I Hath Updatedth!

    I bring to you, a chapter long in the waiting. Hope you all enjoy it.

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  • 275 weeks
    Progress Being Made! (Lazarus)

    It's happening! Slowly, but surely!

    It's hard, having been away from MLP for so long. I have to refresh myself on all the show characters :twilightblush:

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Jan
1st
2015

That Was a Really Pretty Sunrise. Seoul Under Siege. · 2:06pm Jan 1st, 2015

Clear skies too so it only made it better. Stayed up for nearly 24 hrs... haven't done this since... June... 9th 1960 something I dunno can't remember :trollestia:

Jacked up on caffeine and I've been playing Xenonauts for five hours straight. Very intense game that Xenonauts, for the longest time I was getting my ass KICKED! But ohho those aliens, they never thought I'd counter attack them.

1979, December 25th 0:900 on Christmas day a medium sized, escorted terror vessel was spotted off the coast of South Korea heading towards Seoul. 0:921 The Xenonauts launched 2 Mig-32 Foxtrots to bring it down, from 0:921-0:938 the two interceptors sent to take the terror vessel down were destroyed. At approximately 0:940 the terror ship deployed six Sebillian fire teams in the middle of Christmas parade on main street in which a mass civilian slaughter took place. The South Korean government mobilized it's military but would soon find themselves severely outgunned.

0:956 The South Korean Government declares a national emergency and requests for the Xenonauts to assist.

Despite the fact the Xenonauts knew they were outmanned and gunned, they still responded to South Korea's pleas for help.

At exactly 10:00 Charlie 1 landed on on he outskirts of the city and deployed two Xenonaut fire teams. 10:19 Contact was made on main st. and the battle for Seoul officially begun, the battle lasted for forty minutes. If the aid of the South Korean military the Xenonauts rained victorious, despite their mass casualties they succeeded in capturing the Sebillian commander.

11:11 The Xenonauts returned home with their captive, and with the new found technology they retrieved, it was only a matter of time before the aliens met their true match.











Don't ask, I was bored and nearly falling asleep.

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Comments ( 1 )

You should really do a history documentary sometime.

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