330 followers · 1:28pm Dec 27th, 2014
So I'm gonna take a bit of time to say a few things about hitting three hundred and thirty fucking followers.
To begin on abit of an asshole-y note, there are people following me on fimfic that have either been banned or not been online in a good fucking while. I want those people to not follow me, I only want active people to follow me. I sent a message to Eldorado on Steam saying that
There should be a feature that lets users cull any inactive users or anyone that hasn't been on within a certain period of time.
Using parametres set by the user, as an idea, set the "cull" for three months, and enyone that hasn't been on within that period of time gets automatically removed. Let me point out that this would be as the user's own risk. If you set two days as opposed to two months, that's your own fault and it behooves me to say you should think carefully about the time period. I'd go for between 3-6 moths. The point being eith this is it'd be interesting to see how much my follower count would drop.
That's another thing: My followers.
I'm humbled an honoured to have all of you. Whether it be from my stories, making friendships, or other modes of social networking, I'm amazed that THREE HUNDRED THIRTY FUCKING PEOPLE follow me. Except the banned or inactive people, y'all can go fuck yourself. Now, to put that into perspective, my old school had about 650 students attending within a given week. Granted not all of them showed up, but that's the parrallel I'm drawing. From my humble beginning with My Little Luna, to my most popular stories; Friendship Lessons, Lunar Domination, and A Nightmare Come To Life in conjuntion with the former, those four stories put me on the map.
I've made so many fantastic friends, met so many people, and changed the loves of many more. In hindsight, When I first started out writing, I received this message.
I was so touched and moved by this one message in ways that you can't imagine. It was regarding My Little Luna, and that sroty, when I first published it, was so absolutely shitty because it was published without edits. I was publishing chapters for MLL every day, and because it got so popular, it was featured in one of the bottom three slots of the update slots in the features box. I don't now which one, but one of my friends bought it to my attention. that's only how I know it got featured.
From the humble beginnings of an author of a shitty fic, to someone who has 330 followers. I know it isn't much by a long shot when compared to Kkat, Pen Stroke, or Twisted Spectrum, but I'm happy I'm making a name for myself 
I'm just a 23 year old, 200lb/90kg no-name dude that sits at my computer angsting over what I should write next. People have begin to recognize my username, I've had people stalk, fangirl and fanboy over me, ask for my signature, to name but a few.
I don't know what to say at this point, I'm just so lucky to have all of you following someone like me. Thank you all, I owe you so much.
We must throw a feast in the Generals honor! Booze and wenches for all! Bard songs of his heroic exploits shall be sung for eternity!
There was a simple man,
Who was a great big fan,
A show in which friendship united those who differed so.
This man had an idea,
A great big fat idea,
He rallied those who had no souls and gifted them treasure.
A treasure so divine,
You can find it online,
His horse words lead his army to never ending glory!
All hail Alcatraz!
His literary might, hate it smights!
Follow him and we all shall be fr~ee....
This tale will be told,
Just as it was foretold~
Damn, now I don't have any creative juices for writing today XD unless the general demands it of course.
It has been an honor my liege. Your simple soldier, Requiem17~
2681733 I should make a recording of this! XD
Time to re-download TF2
2681733
THIS IS GLORIOUS!!!
Hmmm, army count is over 300, subtract the banned/inactive users, if that numbers still above 300 give everyone spears, swords, bronze shields and armor and everyone meet up at Thermopylae while pissing off as many people as you can along the way, we'll hold back tides of enemies easy with Alcatraz leading us.
But good on you man for reaching this far, only upwards from here, so have a beer.
2682575 frame it. Hang it up above your bed so that you see it everytime you go to bed and wake up XD