Stories #1

This blog is here as a sole reminder for me to get my shit together and work on my crap, instead of sitting on my lazy ass, doing nothing. If any of you are genuinely interested in either of these fics, you can leave me the option of hiring you as pre-readers/editors, or simply advising me which to start writing first. Here they are:

[Gore] [Comedy] [One PiecexMLP Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
Of Blades and Black Boots: Years after being separated from their crew, Sanji and Zoro (unfortunately) cross paths while on their way to rendezvous with the rest of the Strawhats at the Sabaody Archipelago. With no navigator, the two quickly get lost thanks to a massive, unknown fog - and partly from the angry discussions - covering the sea, leading to the gigantic borders of a mysterious island known only as 'Equestria'.

What follows is a series of events that lead the unusual duo to question the very nature of this island, its inhabitants and its secrets, all the while making Sanji and Zoro slip slowly into the brink of madness as cultures start to collide when they progress deeper to discover the truth. But when an ancient and old foe of the Strawhats comes invading the island, they find the fate of Equestria in their hands as they try to fight off the evil that almost killed them last time.

Will they make it in time to meet back with the others? Will all their training and knowledge help them save the ponies from the monster? Will they stop bickering long enough to find out how?

The answers are yes, read the story, and OH HELL NO!

[Comedy]
The Ruler of Equethtria: Princess Celestia is known as many things; peaceful leader by many countries, great teacher by her faithful student, Princess Luna by the blind, and beautiful in every creepy way imaginable by various. As the pinnacle of tolerance, she often doesn't mind when the butt of all the recent jokes overcoming her ponies are on her. Celestia simply laughs it off along with them.

But when it all gets too much out of hoof, her sanity begins to waver. What is Princess Thelethtia - I mean, Celestia - supposed to do at a time like this?

Slice of Life
In The Rain: Sweetie Belle is finally grown up and is persuing her dream and new-found talent of singing. Because of this, the stresses of practise, fans and paparazzi take a toll on her sanity. She could be able to cope with it if it wasn't for the fact that, due to her tight schedule, she barely - if not never - gets to see her sister, the one who has supported her throughout her career.

On the other side, Rarity isn't faring well either. Her recent popularity of being the popular pop artist's sister has gained a lot of unnecessary attention from the media, even for her standards. This makes it near impossible for her to finish her dresses, hang out with her friends and even be alone. As if this isn't enough, all of their reunions between Sweetie and Rarity always end in a fight.

How will they work out all these problems without killing themselves? Is it even possible? Will they let their dreams break their sisterly bond?

One thing is for sure; you should always be careful how you live your life in the rain.

[Sad] [inFamousxMLP Crossover] [Human]
Six In The Chamber: Hey, how's it goin'? Remember me?

Of course you don't. I'm Zeke, Zeke Dunbar.

Nothing, huh? I'm Cole MacGrath's friend. Cole Macgrath - the walkin' anthena, the powerhouse with legs.

Anyways, after a tiny - actually, not-so-tiny - fight with my best friend, I died by his hand. The memories of that incident are fuzzy and blurry, and I plan to keep 'em that way. I don't know if this was God's or the Devil's work, but now, I find myself in a drug addict's worst nightmare in a world full of horses that would make the smartest person go full retard.

I take in the scenery in front of me. Then I look at my gun. I have six bullets.

And I'm gonna make 'em count.

[Romance]
Flicker: TBA. Fire StreakxSunset Shimmer shipping