• Member Since 28th Aug, 2012
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Vexy


Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

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  • 472 weeks
    A Commission

    I'm a little late with this one, but I'd just like to direct anyone interested to a little SpikeDash I had commissioned. You can find a link to that right here.

    Flyers

    Spike grew up -- a little more than Dash ever expected, it seems.

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    3 comments · 778 views
  • 473 weeks
    Win some dolla - enter the SpikeDash competition!

    I wouldn't normally post a blog like this before I come back to the site, but my good friend, YourNeighborhoodAlicorn, is organizing a competition over in the SpikeDash group. Given that the last few competitions have been nothing but talk, I've decided to have a monetary prize. Furthermore,

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    16 comments · 514 views
  • 489 weeks
    Running out of fucks to give

    [03:30:30] luv maiden: are you online?
    [03:31:03] *** Tom (Vexy) has shared contact details with luv maiden. ***
    [03:31:10] Tom (Vexy): You better be a sexy robot seducing me with cam
    [03:31:25] luv maiden: hey.., how are u?
    [03:31:30] Tom (Vexy): yes!
    [03:31:34] Tom (Vexy): I knew it!
    [03:31:54] luv maiden: well im trying out thongs, you sound cute lets have sum fun...

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    13 comments · 788 views
  • 497 weeks
    Dragon Breeding

    The Birds and the Bees

    This made me laugh. I hope it makes you giggle a little as well. :pinkiesmile:

    4 comments · 886 views
  • 500 weeks
    Oneshotober

    It had been my original plan to attempt Oneshotober this year. I had enough oneshot ideas to feel confident enough to write at least a few of them within the month. But after reading one of Rainbowbob's recent blogposts, I've come to realize that I don't want to do that anymore. Instead, I want to attempt something

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Dec
13th
2014

Running out of fucks to give · 4:34am Dec 13th, 2014

[03:30:30] luv maiden: are you online?
[03:31:03] *** Tom (Vexy) has shared contact details with luv maiden. ***
[03:31:10] Tom (Vexy): You better be a sexy robot seducing me with cam
[03:31:25] luv maiden: hey.., how are u?
[03:31:30] Tom (Vexy): yes!
[03:31:34] Tom (Vexy): I knew it!
[03:31:54] luv maiden: well im trying out thongs, you sound cute lets have sum fun...
[03:31:58] Tom (Vexy): Draw me like one of your french girls
[03:32:02] Tom (Vexy): oh really?
[03:32:08] Tom (Vexy): tell me more
[03:32:29] luv maiden: my video camera is turned on.. . wanna take a looksy? Ill show ya but dont tell any one, ok?
[03:32:59] Tom (Vexy): so cheeky ;) what do you like to do?
[03:42:28] Tom (Vexy): talk dirty 2 me
[03:43:00] luv maiden: im gonna give you a cam invite, all u have to do is Accept, ill show you
[03:43:15] Tom (Vexy): Is that all?#
[03:43:43] luv maiden: you do not need a cam to see me ;) i'm basically naked right now, my nipples are so nipply
[03:44:21] Tom (Vexy): Ooh, I like that
[03:44:26] Tom (Vexy): How big are you?
[03:44:47] luv maiden: this is me check me out http://bit.ly/12FTEuE and clic on join (the accept invite button)
[03:45:18] Tom (Vexy): Damn you're sexy, gurl
[03:45:48] luv maiden: it is 100% free, it's just for age verification reasons.. keeps the children out. hehe
[03:51:27] Tom (Vexy): I think I love you
[03:51:55] luv maiden: just get your login when you click Accept Invite here http://bit.ly/12FTEuE , hurry im wearing black panties.. im soo hot
[03:52:59] Tom (Vexy): will you be taking off those black panties?
[03:53:32] luv maiden: k once your in my cam room go 2 private with me so we can chat just me n u
[03:54:12] Tom (Vexy): Damn your picture is so sexii
[03:54:21] Tom (Vexy): pretty necklaces, gurl!
[03:59:27] Tom (Vexy): babe I can't accept invite
[03:59:34] Tom (Vexy): it's telling me I need to be 13 years old or older!! :(
[04:06:00] Tom (Vexy): hun y u ignore me lyk dis??
[04:06:19] Tom (Vexy): I've just been trying to do the right thing. And now I feel like you hate me
[04:06:21] Tom (Vexy): Do you hate me?
[04:06:23] Tom (Vexy): YOU HATE ME DONT YOU
[04:07:55] Tom (Vexy): omg
[04:08:01] Tom (Vexy): you're breakin mah heart
[04:08:20] Tom (Vexy): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmRgFzg0jI
[04:08:25] Tom (Vexy): Don't go breaking my heart!
[04:08:33] Tom (Vexy): I couldn't if I tried!
[04:16:55] Tom (Vexy): I will give lots of money
[04:21:58] Tom (Vexy): I am a wealthy wealthy man
[04:22:03] Tom (Vexy): and I will give you all the diamonds in peru
[04:22:13] Tom (Vexy): ALL OF THEM
[04:26:01] Tom (Vexy): baby, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't leave me!
[04:26:15] Tom (Vexy): baby please don't go!
[04:26:32] Tom (Vexy): I need you, baby!
[04:26:49] Tom (Vexy): I can't live without ya
[04:32:15] Tom (Vexy): baby it's me!
[04:32:31] Tom (Vexy): ur mah princess, gurl
[04:33:14] Tom (Vexy): fuck it, I'm bored

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Comments ( 13 )

Yeah that shit's annoying as hell.

2650028

Why won't these robots seduce me? Why're they so cold??

Lmao!!!! You okay Vexy?

2650092

I was trying to teach her. But she won't talk to me now. :(

2650096

I need to wait for them to add me. And none have added me yet!! :(

Didn't one of these add me whilst we were calling each other, and I added you in to it?

2650258

Yeah, but they wouldn't talk in the group chat :(

when reading this i hear "god im lonely". IKTF

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