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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Nov
28th
2014

Happy Thanks-oh. · 11:18pm Nov 28th, 2014

"HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, WE HATH BROUGHT THEE A TURKEY!"
Quick blinked, she frowned at Luna who just busted through the bathroom door. "You means Thanksgiving?"
"YES! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"Thanksgiving was yesterday Princess."
"ENOUGH CATERWAULING!"
"I'm in the rest-"
"WE SHALL FEAST ON PIG AND CAKE TONIGHT!"
Quick sighed. "Aren't you a herbivore? I thought-"
"YOU SHALL DINE WITH US, OR WE SHALL TELL TIA YOU DISRUPTED COURT AGAIN TODAY!"
"Princess Celestia likes it when I interrupt court."
Luna stared at Quick Wit, then then quietly whimpered. "Tia is busy, please eat with us, we art so lonely."
Shrugging her shoulders, Quick hopped off the toilet and flushed. "Happy Thanksgiving princess."
"Happy Easter Special Flower!"
"Please stop calling me that."
"What was that back-up Tia?"
"Nevermind..."

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Comments ( 6 )

well... that was funny.

OH MAN

It's almost as though this has something to do with Changeling Dolls.

That was pretty funny.

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Quick Wit is Poker Face's spoilers.

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I hate that phrase so much.

I really do.

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