a very short story · 5:47am Jun 24th, 2012
Uke-joe was strumming some random song on his uke while trying to write the next chapter of his story, when his grandmother barged into his room.
"UKE-JOE! PUT THAT GOD AWFUL UKULELE AWAY BEFORE I SNAP IT IN TWO AND FEED IT TO THE DOG. AND GO TO BED TOO, ITS NOT HEALTHY TO STAY UP THIS LATE!"
"But Grandma, I always stay up this late."
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE? NOW COMERE AND GIVE GRAMAMA SOME SUGAR".
This is the story of why Uke-Joe never meets his self set deadlines. That and because he is a lazy ass