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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 18 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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  • 23 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 588 views
  • 26 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 588 views
  • 28 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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  • 38 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 800 views
Nov
27th
2014

Thanksgiving's thanks givings. · 11:11pm Nov 27th, 2014

Now, I'm Australian, so instead of turkey, do you mind if I make some kangaroo burgers?

No? Excellent. Whilst I grill those up, I better give thanks, in no particular order of importance. Honestly, I just wish I could put everyone here first, but I can't, because that would just get incredibly confusing.

Actually, when has that ever stopped me before?

Firstly, first I'd like to thank you, the followers, for following. Don't deny that you do, it's right there in the name. It's appreciated.

Then, first I'd like to thank Joyous Apple for the new profile picture. You can find her Deviantart here.

Next, first I'd like to thank GhostOfHeraclitus, Aragon, Lapis-Lazuli, ChuckFinley and Cammerhammer for being such particularly goody-goody friend people. Well, good friends. Aragon isn't goody-goody in the slightest. And I have my doubts about Chuck.

Finally, first I'd like to thank my pre-readers. Blue, MaskedFerret and Southpaw.
Though what are words without actions to back them up?

Except, well, the actions are just more words... I suppose I didn't think that statement through at all, did I? No? Hrrm.

More horsewords from me soon, regardless. In the form of an action of posting them to the site. Yes. Yes that should work.

Muttering and scurrying off.

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Comments ( 11 )

"Now, I'm Australian, so instead of turkey, do you mind if I make some kangaroo burgers?"

More like a meat pie and a VB.

Straya.

:twilightblush: Aw shucks...
Hmm, you know, I would probably eat kangaroo burgers if offered...I'll eat damn near anything if it's cooked and has fewer than 6 legs. (Okay, that's not really true. I wouldn't eat dog or cat, or horse. That's about it though.) Sea life notwithstanding. Hell, shellfish seems to be the opposite. The more legs the better.
...Isn't that bird done yet?

Anyway, have a happy Thanksgiving/thursday!

Aragon isn't goody-goody in the slightest.

You sure have his number.

Aragon isn't goody-goody in the slightest.

That's a surprisingly kind description. I'm surprised the words "bastard" and/or "inappropriate boner" didn't appear alongside my name -- I think that's a first!

Also, the Skype shit isn't working, so I suggest we go back to the PMs, at least until my schedule gets a little less fucked up. Look at your inbox tomorrow!

No, thank you! :rainbowkiss:

Pshaw, I'll say the same thing I always say. Thank you for feeling I can help polish your works and for allowing me the chance to doso. It's an honour.

Up here in Canada, we already had our Thanksgiving. Back in October.

I'll happily steal 2620075's words, here. It's a pleasure and an honor to be able to assist you. :twilightsmile:

Now about that kangaroo... Am I bad for thinking they'd make for some awesome drumsticks? :facehoof:

So, you were telling the truth! It makes me have the good feelings inside that you would mention me as someone you are thankful for having as a friend.

Now, get back to writing. Insert expletives as needed.

Where did you get the icon for your avatar?

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