Character relationship questions meme! · 12:01am Nov 20th, 2014
Oh, why not?
Rules:
1) Choose 2-10 characters that are in a relationship.
2) Don't change the questions.
3) Let your characters answer.
4) Tag 5-10 people
5) Have fun.
Characters:
Lana, Saffron Fields (We're no Heroes)
Questions:
01. Who are you? Age / race?
Lana: I am Lana, resident of Stable Four, earth pony, and you don't ask a girl her age!
Saffron: Saffron Fields, formerly of the Steel Rangers. I was twenty three when I met Lana.
02. Now who's your lover? What's his/her age/race?
Lana: Him.
Saffron: Her. Isn't that obvious? If I tell you how old I am now, it will give you her approximate age, won't it?
Lana: And that is a Sec-ret!
03. What makes your lover so special?
Lana: He has a wonderful personality! When we first met, that what the only thing it seemed he had.
Saffron: I was fully armored at the time. The residents of Stable Four mistook that for a full-body exoskeleton, assuming I was extremely crippled.
Lana: Which isn't surprising, because many of us down in the stable had similar problems. I was a paraplegic at the time.
Saffron: With such vivacious eyes, and a wonderful, positive attitude, not to mention sexy!
04. Have you ever doubted your lover?
Lana: I did wonder what other secrets he was hiding after he first revealed himself.
Saffron: And some of them were pretty unsavory at that, but by the time I met Lana, I was a new pony, literally on my second life.
Lana: So it wasn't like they affected our relationship.
Saffron: And Lana is always so genuine, so I've always taken her as she comes.
05. Have you ever used pickup lines on your lover? Which ones?
Lana: Nope. He was a canned pony when we met. I liked his personality. I wanted to be friends. It grew from that.
Saffron: "Do you come here often?" I don't see that working on a Stable mare, do you? Besides, she chased me.
06. Which is the most embarrassing moment you've had with your lover?
Lana: Probably the confession. There was another arrogant prick trying to pick me up, and I told him I was spoken for. That was when Saffron first took off his armor. That was the first time I realized I could have more than just an emotion based relationship. What a hottie! I must have turned bright red!
Saffron: Yes, that was a little embarrassing. Up until then, any dedication to each other was unspoken, then there we were, declaring our love for each other in front of not only all the ponies we knew, but also a group of strangers as well. Well, maybe not embarrassing so much as blush worthy.
07. Do you believe in waiting until after marriage to have sex?
Lana: Same thing, isn't it? When you grow up in a stable that has only one or two stallions to share between all the mares, marriage is irrelevant.
Saffron: In the wasteland, there are no general requirements or recording of marriage. Small groups have their own traditions, but a few vows exchanged privately is just as valid.
08. Do you have any desires that you would like to try with your lover? If you do then what is it?
Lana: Hmm, I think we've already tried everything we could think of.
Saffron: More than once.
Lana: Still open to new ideas though, as long as it's just between the two of us.
09. Do you know your lover's weak spot? Does he/she know yours?
Lana: He has no weaknesses.
Saffron: I have weaknesses.
Both: laughs.
10. What happens if you find your lover with another man/woman? How would you interpret that? Familiar? Friend? Cheating?
Lana: We mingle with others all the time. It doesn't mean we have any intention of cheating.
Saffron: Trust is a wonderful thing. Let suspicion take over, and your relationship will fail.
11. Any fantasy with your lover? Pervy answers allowed.
Lana: See question 08.
Saffron: Flying together would be nice. Too bad we don't have wings.
12. Ever had fights?
Lana: Differences of opinion, yes. Fights, no.
Saffron: The Stable Four mares were conditioned over generations to be cooperative, to work as a team. To fight them, you have to be their enemy, otherwise I don't think fighting them, even at the insult slinging level, is possible.
13. How was the love confession?
Saffron: Cool! She really does like me.
Lana: Oh wow, that present was well worth unwrapping!
14. How do you feel about your lover's family members? Do you know them?
Lana: The Steel Rangers? Total assholes. The outcasts are okay though.
Saffron: Lana's family pretty much extends to all of the mares living down on level eight. They are a great bunch of girls.
15. Speaking of families, do you wish to start one together?
Lana: We already have two kids.
Saffron: One of each.
16. We're finished! What are you going to do now?
Lana: Go and work on kid number three?
Saffron: I like that plan!
Not going to tag people, but anyone who wants to do it too, have fun with it 
Yesssss
I'd love to see one for H'Ven Sent, but this was really cute regardless.
Hee! You actually did it
Seeing the Steel Rangers as Saffron's "family' is probably a bit of a stretch, though. Doesn't he have any living relatives? I was hoping you'd go a bit deeper into that stuff
One of each? Huh? One of Lana and one of Saffron? One earth pony and one unicorn?
Ohey, that line looks familiar
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(that should probably be "wants", actually
Perhaps the most interesting answers from this kind of tag quiz would be if some characters discovered a plothole in their memories and tried to resolve it
If the main cast of Fallout: Equestria. We're no Heroes was voiced, what would they sound like?
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Awkwardly late to the party but I believe the "one of each" means one male one female
Also loved the fic and this (only five months late from my first reading (better than I usually do))