My gift fic for RainbowBob

In true RainbowBob fashion, I'm advertising my gift fic for him in a blog. Also, to those of you who are questioning why I made this a sequel to A heavily-armed, shark-riding velociraptor in Ponyville, Geoffrey and Bridgette are my new go-to 'excuse plot' characters. Regardless, this was written with lots of love for RainbowBob, heck, the whole thing was inspired by a quote he made, as you can see below in the story's description. I hope he gets a good laugh out of reading it, as well as all of you.

And yes, it makes no bucking sense whatsoever, just like the original. Enjoy!

Geoffrey & Bridgette vs The Estrous Cycle

"Fuck mares in heat premises. There's a thing called a vibrator." ~ RainbowBob

Mares are in heat across Equestria. In order to prevent a rise in unwed single mothers, Celestia brings in some outside help. They may not be the most likely heroes, but Geoffrey and Bridgette will no doubt get the job done, because they have enough sex toys for every single horny mare in Equestria.

Comments

[Garbo]

You are the world's greatest author ever in the history of all time forever after.

[Slayer 10321]

This was truly the greatest fic on this entire website!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!