My story in [insert number] words

Hey everyone, I'm Andrew Collins, but my friends call me Andy, and since you're all my friends..

YOU CAN CALL ME ANDY, TOO!

Anyway, I'm a thirty-five-year-old brony, and I love Pinkie Pie, because I'm just like her. Well, except that we're opposite genders. My daughter, Amber, is thirteen, and she acts like Rainbow Dash. You'll see several photos of Pinkie (me) and Dashi (her) along my user page and possibly along the site. I hope to write several fanfictions and read even more. At the current moment, I am trying to convince my wife (she's like Twilight. Very organized, nit-picky, neat, beautiful..) to be a pegasister.

She is not amused.