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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Nov
7th
2014

Chapter 6 · 3:45am Nov 7th, 2014

just hit the 4000 work mark and I'm only halfway in. Meaning this is a very long chapter or I'm doing something wrong and my editors are going to slap me silly until it's better.
Oh well, fearing a bad chapter is a good way to stop writing. Eventually it'll turn into something good as long as I keep working at it.

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mrk
mrk #2 · Nov 7th, 2014 · · ·

SO excited! :yay:

*flexes his arm*
*cracks open a locker*
*brushes fingers over the assorted collection of whips, paddles and bats*

Writin' too long a chapter? That's a paddlin'.
Writin' an ugly chapter? That's a paddlin'.
Writin' bad grammar? Ya better believe that's a paddlin'.
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I am going to get non-stop paddling by the time I finish...

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