Anon's Milking Service. · 7:46pm Nov 4th, 2014
Wow, you guys. Seriously? When I first posted the greentext back on 4chan from the simple prompt of
GLEAMING SHIELD'S TITS ...and more importantly, would she let you suck on them?
I never thought it would become this popular. Seriously, you guys had it in the top featured spot for over twenty-four hours. I mean, come on. It's not even an actual clopfic. It's just three chapters of Anon sucking the milk out of R63 Shining Armor's tits in different manners. The fact that it become so popular just goes to show how disturbed, shallow, and perverted the readers of this site truly are!
...as such, I am here to announce that a sequel is currently in the works. It should be out some time this week (either Friday or Saturday at the latest), and should have two chapters to begin with. You have three guesses on who shall be in those chapters, and the first two don't count.
After that, I'm drawing a blank, so I figured I would ask you guys. Who would you like to see Anon "help" out with their problem? Fluttershy? Berry Punch? Zecora? ...actually, screw Zecora, I can't rhyme worth a crap. Anyways, if you have a pony you would like to see, please leave a comment below with the pony's name and the reason why. I may not use said pony, but all inputs help in the long run.
So, until Friday-Saturdayish, I bide you all adieu. Happy readings, and remember: drink lots of milk!
Lol so the grand popularity of the fic leads to a sequel and insulting the reader base. Interesting. I've read this fic, was okay. But, YHAY blows it out of the water so completely. Still there are some authors I'm willing to read all that they write. You're one of them, so I'll forgive you this insult this one time. :P take care Max, and don't be mad. It makes Fluttershy cry.
I leave here with no comment
HOLY CRAP DO BERRY PUNCH. Three words: fruit punch flavored.
Honestly, thought is was kinda funny in a ridiculous sort of way, so it got a thumbs up for the chuckle.
Well there are a tone of ponies to pick from... I think it would be fun to see any of them in this type of situation.
If I had to vote for a pony it would be Fluttershy or Applejack. I can't really give you a good reason why except the fact that I think it would be amusing.
2573760 Alcoholic or non?
2573774 hmmm, that probably depends on whether Berry Punch is hammered or not...
...yeah. Probably alcoholic...
2573774 2573776 ...my god. That gives me an idea!
spike....... i regret nothing
I chose Maud Pie, because it would be funny to see him in a full body cast or crutches by the time she is done with him, either way shenanigans would ensure.
Sean Bean
Iron Will and/or Blueblood because Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder The Card Game told me to.
Your too kind Maxy
2573780 The Force will be with you. Always.
Fluttershy *shuffles hooves*um, if you don't mind that is
Octavia because YOLO (You Obviously Love Octavia)
Again this is... unexpected. But who am I to say anything? Keep doing what you are doing max.
I'd actually like to see Fleur de Lis. <_< . . . >_>
Well, Mrs. Cake would be the obvious choice, but maybe someone like Rarity or Rainbow?
Luna and/or Celestia.
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Cadence. That dirty shipper...
Max it takes a perverted writer to get perverted readers.
This is amazing... My first thought would be Primrose because she's funny as hell, but you may not want to connect this one to Your Human and You... Possibly the interludes, but I digress. If that is the case, I nominate Raven, Princess Celestia's personal scribe/assistant. She's this mare.
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Looks like your gonna...
*Activates sunglasses*
Milk this story dry
Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah!
Let's say Zecora speaks Swahili, and Anon knows Swahili. BOOM Rhyming problem solved.
I want Zebra milk!
Derpy because reaaons
haha exactly i just came on here one day and i see it like super popular and im like wow lol, this'll make things interesting, all things considered :P
i vote Luna :P she needs some love
2573821 right??
Gilda, Nightmare moon, Minty, Chrysalis, and The Chimera, because hot.
Honestly? Fleur de Lis.
Cadence and Nightmare Moon would be nice. :D
.... Granny Smith, simply for the faces that it might cause.
I'm going to hell for this aren't I?
2579760 Here, try some Granny Smith milk!!!
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Day = made
Thanks a bunch.
2573915 I wasn't planning on reading this... but if Octavia gets put in it... then I'll probably have to.
2581439 Shhhhh, don't tell her! It's gonna be a surprise!
2581442 Surprise teat sucking? How does that work without it being rape?
2581443
2581450 Even if she signed her up for it, technically if Octavia herself still refuses Anon can't really do anything.
But she's not going to refuse, now is she?
Also, Octavia x Vinyl, no please, please no. Please.
2581454 No, they aren't a couple in this one. They are rival musicians/ex-roommates. The gist of it is Vinyl likes pranking Octavia.
2581457 Okay, this is acceptable. Now, go make me a sammich.
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2581461 Sammich heaven.
2581463 Would you like some fresh milk to go with it?
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2581471 Maybe... yes, possibly more than just milk...
Fun facts, horse milk actually is more nutritious than cow milk, and is decently popular in some parts of Europe.
2581478 It doesn't taste half bad either.
2581481 Mhmm *Is too busy with Octavia to give you my full attention*
2581486 I laughed out loud and woke my relatives. Damn it, I should probably go to sleep.
2581490 Yes, you should, go to sleep you. And you should feel ashamed of yourself, laughing at a man having an intimate moment with a fictional cartoon horse.
princess cadance