Woah.

Hey guys! Guess what? I'm not dead! Yes yes, being in the land of the living is certainly a thing that I am doing currently. Contrary to popular belief, most all of the 37.2 trillion cells in my body are indeed alive.

Now now, you may be thinking, "The Guy With a Pen, just WHERE have you been?!" Well, many places. For instance, at one point I was at the Walmart close to my house. Fast-forward a few minutes, and then I was driving on State Street.
I've been to many very exotic places including, but not limited to:
Salt Lake City, Utah
Provo, Utah
American Fork, Utah
Cedar Hills, Utah (oh man, you should have seen the adventures we had there)
Pleasant Grove, Utah
and many others

I've been partaking in such rich and amazing experiences like these:
sitting around
walking around
driving around
breathing polluted air (The kind that causes birth defects in children! Isn't that exciting?)
avoiding terrible drivers
and of course, sleeping around.

So yes, ladies and gentlemen, life has been a burrito.

(JustkiddingIdidnoneofthatstuffIjustwenttocollegepleasedon'tsueme)

Looking ahead to other topics, NaNoWriMo is practically here! Time to stop celebrating best holiday and get writing! And that includes me. So I will write now.