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Oct
24th
2014

Quick Wit or White Lie. (Voting is closed.) · 3:13am Oct 24th, 2014

To everyone who said it was sad that we lost the error code in the most recent chapter, I have to say:
Yup.
That is all.

Also, a few chapters from now the perspective might switch to a changeling doll that Celestia/Luna got. Alternatively, it could switch to the one Cadence/Shining received.

I would probably only switch to one of them for a chapter or two, I want this story to focus on Stupid in Ponyville. So, if you had to pick one to see screw with their owners, who would you prefer?

Celestia/Luna got Quick, Cadence/Shining got White.

Oh, White Lie and Quick Wit are changelings.
Whoops, spoilers, oh well~.
Aaaaaand voting time's up.

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Dang... Either choice is tempting, especially after what I saw in the first version of the last chapter... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhh... Errrrrrrrrrr...

Cadence and Shiny might be funny, but I think that the OP alicorns might have some interesting ideas about how to use a changeline doll...

Imma go with....

*drum roll*




...



Quick wit!

2552518
*Chalks one point towards Wit.*
*Stares at you...*
*...*
Piercing, you just gave me an idea.

White Lie. I wanna see Cadence and Shining freak out at the prospect of her getting replaced again. Paranoia is always fun to watch.

As much as I want to see how Shining and Cadence react I think Celly and Luna would be more fun... a changeling doll in the hands of an immortal prankster? Yes please... Plus if Luna's never seen one before that simply screams fun.

2552537
Yay tied votes!
*1 Wit, 1 Lie.*

2552539
Ohp, I was wrong.
*2 Wit, 1 Lie.*

Quick wit for the win :unsuresweetie:

D48

I'm going to have to go with Quick Wit, mostly because I think Luna will be adorable with a cuddly changeling buddy while Celestia tries very hard not to panic.

That and I do not see Luna having a problem with it weather it is an actual changeling or a doll. Actually, now that I think about it, she might prefer a real changeling that can give more meaningful affection than a doll, and she missed the invasion one way or another so there are no bad memories there.

Hm, my mind is on a roll, it might be even funnier if she missed the invasion because she was cuddling with a changeling that found its way into her room and has been keeping it hidden and safe since then. That would lead to Celestia and the guards panicking when it shows up while Luna is thrilled for even more hilarity and confusion on all sides.

Quick Wit.

Celestia and Luna just have so many more places that you can go with the idea, and Cadance just feels like her & Shining would be too angsty or mean around a changeling (doll) for much light-hearted comedy and shenanigans.

Quick Wit.

There's really only three ways the situation could go with Cadence and Shining. One, they freak out due to trauma from the events of the wedding and either kick him out or destroy him. Two, they accept it being a doll completely and use it as a servant or practice baby (which could make a pretty good stand alone story connected to this universe, now that I think about it). Three, they accept it as a doll and use it as therapy to overcome the trauma of the wedding (this would involve White Lie being blasted repeatedly, most likely). Of these, the first would be too short to be enjoyable, the second would need to be its own story, and the third is basically Poker Face's story with the names changed but without the romantic tension (which would take something away).

With Quick Wit, on the other hand, we have Celestia - who has the same reasons as Twilight to be freaked out over the 'Changeling Doll', but has more self control. On the other, we have Luna, who has no known reason to be at all fearful of Changelings, and would find a Changeling doll fascinating (I'm picturing Luna ordering Quick Wit to turn into Blueblood and then behave foalish in public and escaping before he's captured or the real Blueblood shows up). The two contrasting viewpoints are similar to the Twilight/Spike situation...except Luna has sisterly authority to tell Celestia when she's acting ridiculous. Also, if either of them gets too suspicious of the letter from the university, they can fly down and ask (if I remember correctly, the university is in Canterlot.)

*6 Wit, 1 Lie.*
Funny enough, what I have planned for Lie is nothing close to what anyone has guessed.
Then again, it's the same with Wit, so hey.
I'll tell everyone what I planned for the one that won't be seen after late night tomorrow.

YOU BASTID HOW DARE YOO SPOI— I kid, hehe :3 I don't think there's a person reading that hadn't figured that out almost immediately. :twilightsheepish:

Sounds like good times ahead! I vote for Quick Wit, because I want to see shenanigans with Woona. :heart: It should be interesting to see her reaction to the creatures she missed out on seeing last time. :trollestia:

2552539 Basically, very much this. :pinkiehappy:

I vote for White Lie.

*7 Wit, 2 Lie.*

2552586 It's 8-2 now. Aww, I wanted to see White Lie...

2552604
It is?
*Recounts.*
Are you sure? I'm only getting 7. I know I only got a C+ in math, but...

2552617
Oh, ha!
Well, if you're counting all those you replied to, you got 9 for sure, but my vote wasn't a vote, it was confirming Piercing's vote. Also, you listed me twice there buddy!
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2552624 :facehoof: I didn't check and see that you're reply was just chalking one up to Wit, I just saw 'Wit' and assumed it was a vote. I edited the count to 8 from 9, that was a mistake. Your count is correct.

2552635
No worries dude, you're fine.

Yeah, I've gotta agree with the consensus that it should be Quick Wit. Both have a lot of opportunity for humor, but I think Celestia and Luna will be the more entertaining of the two. I agree with some of the others who have said that Shiny and Cadance would probably be more serious and distrusting of the situation, which would limit the comedy of the situation.

And the contrast between Celestia and Luna's reactions will give you a lot of room to play around with things.

I vote quick wit but am to sleepy to give a reason why.

Hmm... Both have great potential. I could see Shining Armor trying to kill it, and Cadence barricading herself in her room, but a chance to troll the queen of trolls is too good to pass up. I vote Quick Wit.

I support the idea that Lovebutt and Shiny get their own micro spin off story with their changeling and you go with Celly and Luna for this. Luna would totally be all for prancing Celestia. And Celestia would probably decide that pranking back wouldn't be too harmful because she could still keep an eye on it.

And soon the castle devolves into chaos. Beautiful chaos.

o everyone who said it was sad that we lost the error code in the most recent chapter, I have to say:
Y

we lost an error code? What?

Also I vote Cadance and Shining, because seeing White trigger their PTSD (Cadence) and the memories of when they were basically raped (Shining) would be hilarious

2552756

this is good too

2552789

Yeah, I'm gonna change my vote to Wit

Quick Wit. I think there are a lot of shenanigans Sunbutt and Moonbutt can pull of with there own changeling doll :trollestia:

Poor White Lie... His kind hurt Cadie and Shiny quite badly, he'll be dead quickly after they opens the box.

I want to hear about what happens with both eventually, but for the purposes of this vote I'm going with Quick Wit.

White Lie, because I'm rather sute the Pony of Food Love would be a bit more forgiving.

And probally try and get her doll to act as her husband for a sexy threesome!

The funny stems from getting the real Shining to play along.

Hm...Either one could be fun, it depends on how you're gonna play them I think. Either way, sounds like fun .:twilightsheepish:

*Wit 13, Lie 3.*

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