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twow443


I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

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  • 420 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 2

    Read the full riff here!

    Don't forget to leave comments! They help!

    0 comments · 619 views
  • 439 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: The Chase, Chapter 1

    Let’s get something out right now. Do NOT expect me to get through this entire story. It’s not happening.
    Now then...
    A while back a Skype group of mine had a shit-fit over this story, and I was really curious as to why. After putting it off for a while, I finally decided to start.
    I have no idea what happens in this story, and I didn’t read the one before it. Not going to either.

    Read More

    2 comments · 571 views
  • 463 weeks
    So there's a thing coming up.

    Yeah, you know how my best friend and I have been riffing a lot lately? Well...what if I told you that riffing in general is a thing that a group of friends of mine are trying to start up again? Cool? Yeah, I thought so. Well, what if I said that YOU can help?

    I can already see your minds spinning with ideas.

    Read More

    2 comments · 620 views
  • 470 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle!

    So because we haven’t done enough foalcon in these riffs, how about some more!
    (Foalcon is just the best, isn’t it friend?)
    I hate humanity.
    (I know twow. I know.)
    Today’s story is called Watch The Movie, Sweetie Belle! And I’m not telling who the other character is, it’ll be a surprise.

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    0 comments · 549 views
  • 471 weeks
    Seasalt Riffs: An Evening With His Favorite Princess

    Ah, foalcon. The closest legal thing to child pornography.
    (Foalcon is your favorite thing ever to riff, isn’t it twow?)
    Bite me. Either way, today’s story is called An Evening With His Favorite Princess. No points for guessing who it has in it.
    (Spoiler alert, it’s Pip and Luna.)
    Prepare your blast shields.

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    0 comments · 448 views
Oct
23rd
2014

120 Days Of Blueblood Sequel challenge. · 6:13pm Oct 23rd, 2014

Don't freak out at the title, I'm still me. I think. And I still loathe that story, don't get me wrong.

Actually, I'm going to start this off by talking about our dear Bronystories. If you've followed me and my riffs for a while, you know that we have a pretty good friendship. Yeah, I rag on him...a lot and he returns in kind by giving me such wonderful stories to riff. What can I say, I respect the guy. He writes what he wants regardless of the controversy it more then likely will bring AND he's a good sport when I tear into them.

Now for the challenge...He had subtly hinted at a second Blueblood. While that thought still makes me quiver in fear...a small part of me actually wants to see what it could have in it. Hell, (spoiler alert) at the end, ALL of the Mane 6 are dead, the Princesses and Blueblood are encased in stone and there was a sequel hook as to Trixie being as bad as BB. Oi.

Now my question, or challenge per se to BS is, can you do it? If you take this blog seriously, would you be able to write a story that rivals your previous in "I want to kill everything with a hacksaw" emotions? (Ask Fallen, I really wanted to do that at the end.)

My second season of riffs is going to start soon, and hell, if this is my first chapter story in it? I'd say we'd have quite the time. With hate. Looooooots of hate.

Let's see what happens, hmm?

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Comments ( 16 )

Are you bucking with me?

This has a bucking sequel?

Why hasn't the writer been banned yet?

You're a glutton for pain, aren't you?

2551566 I have, at least 222:, to be exact.

Currently reading a humanXxenomorph fanfic.

2551618
Two hundred and twenty two facehooves? I'm not posting that many but you deserve every single one of them.

2551559
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Why would he be banned? He followed all rules, and wrote an excellent fic. A delightfully twisted fic.

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2551691
Not got give a reply when I'm too busy laughing my plot off from how hilarious your comments are.

And I mean that in a mean way.

2551792
Spoiler alert, mate, you aren't a horse, and have no plot.

2551792

I'm too busy laughing my plot off

Roleplaying is banned.

2551792
l2type

EDIT: Actually, scratch that - l2read, l2type, l2everything.

2551993 I2havebeenreadingromancefanfictionbetweenahumanandaxenomorph

2552010
g8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

I don't see how a sequel could be made. there's no characters left (the mane 6 and there families are dead.). unless ocs or something like that are added but at that point who really cares. the original was terrible and I'd rather not see another to be honest:twilightsheepish::twilightsheepish:

2552037 It is- well both of its sequels are too.

Anyway - aside from the frothing madman posting here - whatev's. Just think twow! You could be part of the reason he's making a sequel! I'd read it.

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