A short decree · 1:55am Oct 21st, 2014
By the power vested in me by the internet, I hereby decree that all those practicing in the medical field of gynecology shall no longer be known as 'Gynecologists', but rather 'Pussy Wizards'. I feel as though this change will inspire an influx of eager young men and women to break into the study and practice of gynecology for the sheer privilege of printing out and distributing business cards in the vain of: Dr. *Insert name here* Pussy Wizard M.D.
It will be glorious.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
Best job title ever.
~Skeeter The Lurker
erin xDD simply ebin
"Are you a WIZARD?"
"A licensed *professional*, Pussy Wizard."
"YAY! Hey, can you check out these warts around my va-"
"LOOK AT THE TIME! Gotta go!"
"Aww..."
2546518 I do fear such thing might occur...
2546498 STOP SIGNING YOUR COMMENTS ALREADY! WE CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT NAME RIGHT THERE!
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Ignorant person is ignorant.
No.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2546904 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!
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Good.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I believe 'gynomancer' is the more appropriate terminology.
2546936 New set of classes requested for The Academy/Hogwarts/Ect, Gynomancy. Seem legit to me.