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Your Antagonist


Shut up. Just write.

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  • 333 weeks
    Formal Retirement From Fimfic

    What's there to say? I've had a good ole' run on this site, but I think it's time I finally close the book on my MLP fanfic career. I've made lots of progress as a writer, made some good friends and had a blast doing it, but as of late, I just don't feel compelled to type away at stories about pastel-colored horses like I used to. I've tried, but the spark just won't ignite like it used to. But

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    15 comments · 982 views
  • 361 weeks
    Haven't done that in a while.

    Still feels all jittery and fluttery when you press the submit button. Oh, and I'm not dead yet so... yeah.

    Loathe,
    Your Antagonist

    4 comments · 320 views
  • 409 weeks
    Soo... Anyone else here at Bronyccon?

    Been here for a few hours and I've pretty much been confined to the game room, but I'd love to meet and hang out my fellow fimfic users... If any of y'all are present of course. That said, anyone here?

    7 comments · 560 views
  • 423 weeks
    Cancelled yet INcomplete Stories #1 Having Your Cake And Eating Her Out Too (secret scenario)

    Warning/ Disclaimer: The following chapter contains depictions of sexual acts between two female, cartoon horses, one of whom is below the age of consent in certain states and countries, but not all. If this offends you, never forget: this isn’t real and no one is making you read this, so just suck it up and make better decisions.

    Having Your Cake and Eating Her Out Too

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    5 comments · 490 views
  • 425 weeks
    Cancelled but complete stories#2: Everything's Wrong But At Least I've Got You Chapter 2

    The second chapter of that last blog story if anyone wanted a little more of that story (and I doubt anyone did).

    Everything’s Wrong, But At Least I’ve Got You

    Written By: Your Antagonist

    And That Night, She Dreamt Of That Day

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    3 comments · 494 views
Oct
21st
2014

A short decree · 1:55am Oct 21st, 2014

By the power vested in me by the internet, I hereby decree that all those practicing in the medical field of gynecology shall no longer be known as 'Gynecologists', but rather 'Pussy Wizards'. I feel as though this change will inspire an influx of eager young men and women to break into the study and practice of gynecology for the sheer privilege of printing out and distributing business cards in the vain of: Dr. *Insert name here* Pussy Wizard M.D.

It will be glorious.

Loathe,
Your Antagonist

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Comments ( 10 )

Best job title ever.

~Skeeter The Lurker

"Are you a WIZARD?" :pinkiegasp:

"A licensed *professional*, Pussy Wizard." :rainbowdetermined2:

"YAY! Hey, can you check out these warts around my va-" :pinkiehappy:

:rainbowderp: "LOOK AT THE TIME! Gotta go!"

"Aww..." :pinkiesad2:

2546518 I do fear such thing might occur...

2546498 STOP SIGNING YOUR COMMENTS ALREADY! WE CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR ACCOUNT NAME RIGHT THERE!

2546900

Ignorant person is ignorant.

No.

~Skeeter The Lurker

2546904 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANGRY I AM WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!

I believe 'gynomancer' is the more appropriate terminology.

2546936 New set of classes requested for The Academy/Hogwarts/Ect, Gynomancy. Seem legit to me.

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