Illuminati and IGN/Zoe Quinn connection confirmed · 11:45pm Oct 17th, 2014
IGN
IGN has three letters in its name?
the first letter in it is "I"
"I" is pronounced "Eye"
IGN = 3 + EYE
Illuminati has 3 sides and an eye
Zoe Quinn fucked people at IGN for good reviews
Zoe Quinn's game is called "Depression Quest"
Again look, THREE "S"s and ONE "eye"
You know what word starts with the letter "S"?
SIDE Put them together now
THREE Sides and ONE eye!
Also I would like to point out that the name "Zoe" has THREE letters in it.
Her last name, "Quinn" has ONE "I"
Again we see the connection of THREE and ONE "eye"
That's THREE Illuminati Triangles
The word "triangle" also has one "I"
So now we have Three full Illuminati Triangles and one leftover "I"
What do we do with it?
"I" Is the 12th letter of the alphabet
Three full triangles
12-3=9 <-- Save this for l8r m87
I=12 G=7 N=14
12+7+14=33 <-- Save this as well h0m3z
Z=26 O=15 E=5
26+15+5=46
33+46=79
9/79= 0.11392405
Do you see it yet m80?
We have three triangles. So lets drop all threes
=0.1192405
Illuminati and IGN have a total of 4 "I"s so we can drop the 4s
=0.119205
Illuminati and IGN are both organizations. There are two organizations so we can drop the twos
=0.11905
Illuminati has 5 vowels. So drop the 5
=0.1190
Under Illuminati rule we will have ZERO freedoms so we can drop that and also move the decimal to the right for each zero (We have TWO)
=119.
We are getting closer
Remember the leftover eye from earlier? We will use that now (I=12)
119*12=1428 <- We have found the exact number of games IGN praised for the Iluminati.
Remember, the Illuminati's most sacred number is "666"
Since only a fraction of the population are in teh Illuminati we must make our own fraction.
1428/666
Now simplify
1428/666 = 2 16/111
the denominator is three ones, since three is a multiple of six we add
6+3=9
now we are left with 2 19/
1+1=2, but since 2 is the whole number we must do this
two ones = eleven we now have 119/
Convert to Celsius because Illuminati are American and the Rest of the world uses Celsius
But first we have to factor out the last "I" by moving the "/" one space to the left.
=11/9
America is a very backwards country compared to Europe and Australia so to convert the fraction to Celsius we simply reverse the numerator and denominator
=9/11 SEE IT NOW!?
THREE Triangles
THREE eyes
9/11!!!!
So now we can simplify the Equation
Three Triangles + Three Eyes * 9/11 = ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!!! (LC)
Now to find out what IGN stands for
LC*IGN=Name (N)
N=Illuminati Gaming Network
Illuminati Confirmed + Illuminati Gaming Network = Depression Quest
If Zoe Quinn has connections with the Illuminati, why does her game eat so much shit?
There, I disproved your theory.
2539751 But that's where you are wrong. The Illuminaty didn't care about the game, they cared about the causing the Quinspiricy. That way feminists and intellegint people would fight and ignore the Illuminaties secret mission to steal dinosuar eggs from Area 51.
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If her game didn't suck, though, it would have made a way better cover. Everyone would have been focusing on it.
2540892 but what is game was not kill?
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it is tho
Have you seen the screenshots?