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Alcatraz


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  • 67 weeks
    People like this are honestly hilarious

    Today, I got a certain message, one that I've had a few times in the past.

    It's about a random person who I've never met, complaining about a comment I left on an M-Rated incestuous story, wherein I said "incest is wincest".

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    1 comments · 359 views
  • 74 weeks
    A Long Overdue Update

    A fair few people have been asking when I'll get around to continuing The Evil Paradox.

    Short answer is, I will.

    The long answer? The last couple years haven't exactly been kind to me for a variety of reasons that I don't really want to get into, but what I will say is that it has a lot to do with finances and mental health.

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  • 115 weeks
    Monster Hunter is such a time sink

    200 hours in two and a half months of one of my favourite games of all time, sorry-not sorry I haven't written a single damned word of anything lately I've just been having way too much fun for what feels like the first time in years that isn't the toxic fucking cesspool that is Overwatch.

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  • 122 weeks
    Soon~

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  • 125 weeks
    finally fucking finished

    This chapter of TEP has just been one headache after another.

    Imagine trying to complete a 5000 piece black and white gradient puzzle and having it take two years to do.

    I don't know how much of a shit-show this chapter actually is until I get it sent off to be edited.

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Oct
17th
2014

So here's the deal · 11:38am Oct 17th, 2014

I feel obligated to fell all of you, my friends, fans, and followers in my loyal army about a few things that I feel I should get out the way.

Let's get to the first item on the agenda.

Updates. Yes, the bane of every authors existence, but not entirely bad. It's been a month since I updated Promise Of Her Life, so the next chapter for that will be at the top of my list for the time being until such time someone wants to commission me for whatever reason. Please let it be sexy clop. That said, I put priority on commissions and my goal with those is to bang them out within a week. Apart from that, there is not going to be any set dates and times for updates. And for all of you that don't know, I put the progress of all my incomplete stories ON MY MAIN PROFILE for anyone that asks me when the next update is.

Life. Ah yes, the concept of existence that people like me whom sit in front of computers all day don't know of. Currently I have no job, no fixed income, and what time I do have is spent looking for work, and attending a short course that runs from 9am-2:30pm Mon-Fri. Aside from that, you can find me playing Team Fortress 2, The Evil Within, and Fallout: New Vegas for the most part, amongst listening and watching youtube, and perusing FaceBook and Tumblr for delicious pony porn pictures. When I'm not doing any of that, I try to hammer out whatever amount of words I've thought of into the works in progress on my stories.

Editing. Currently I am helping a friend of mine edit and proofread a Fallout crossover story featuring Nyx that's expected to go past 200,000 words. I'm in this for the long haul. The premise of this story is it's 10 years after the events of Past Sins, but approximately 20 years before the events of Fallout: Equestria. Before the megaspells reign down upon the land, Nyx and friends must help combat against the invading zebras using guerrilla tactics.

I do help people edit for free a lot of the time, but the story itself has (at the risk of sounding like an asshole) got to be worthy of my time. It's out of the question for someone to come asking if I overhaul their story for them, fixing everything from the ground up. That is too time consuming and too much work for me. I'd like to help, but I realistically can't. If you want me to read through for grammar sakes, that's a short job so just drop me a line if you want my help on anything. That said, the times I do edit for free is when I OFFER to. A while back I helped edit Chapter 4 of Diamond's Dusk because the author was withoug his editor and needed someone to help him bang out the chapter in a couple days, so I helped him.

The next instance was when I did a commentary on the third chapter of Fallout Equestria: Sins of an Alicorn, and I got asked to proofread the fourth chapter after I offered.

So yeah, don't expect too much help from me outside of offers or if you've got the stones to ask me beforehand. If you do want my help without offering, ALWAYS link me the google doc with 'Suggesting' privileges. I also have a Resume if anyone is interested. I do not charge editing, but I might consider it if I get too swamped, but that's just so I can prioritize.

Goodnight my minions, and followers, I shall rise out of the depths of hell that is my bed tomorrow. I say that because it's toasty and warm as all hell under those covers. giggity

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Comments ( 5 )

I understand but ye better hurry, or I'll be havin' ye fer grub!

2538470 cause I be a pirate! 'n we don't loot kindly t' those who make us wait.

2538473 Swiggity swooty I'm comin' for your booty

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