The Most Insane Blog I've Ever Written · 6:16pm Oct 15th, 2014
OK, if you want to ignore this, feel free. This isn't pony related... at all.
Good? OK
As some of you know, I'm currently in school for Chemical Engineering. In one of my classes, we are doing projects and analysis of the most mundane and stupid topics that you could even imagine.
The first one was, no shit, watching paint dry.
This one is dealing with spoiled milk, and how milk can be changed to meet consumer desires. Why am I telling you this? Well, because this requires a survey. I have with me the most retarded 8 question survey you've ever seen in your life. If you could take the literally 60 seconds to fill it in, I would be most appreciative.
But that can't be all. Question 8 is a 'Write your answer here' type question. So, I want to hear the most absurd and insane answers you guys have. Post here and share with the world what sort of crazy answer you felt like submitting. Please keep it SFW, however.
Anyone willing to help will have my eternal gratitude, or at least until the next time a project survey rolls around.
-Lumino
Ya, I don't know... I needed to say something.
I would like to have milk hovering over my shoulder in a spherical mass able to extrude a tendril of milky goodness when I thirst or consume a pastry and producing several milk byproducts on command. Of course, this mass will be connected to the Milk Force and be limitless. In a display of it's capabilities, along side changing flavours, producing cheese and butter and such, it should be capable of unleashing a torrent of angry scalding milk upon mine enemies. With such a milk, I would crown myself the Dairy Lord and rule from my Castle, armed with a sharp cheddar sword. The peons of this world will either prostrate themselves before me, or drown in a bitter sea of white.
Put it in bags. Why does Canada get all the fun? :(
dammit, i need to change my answer.
Milk should come in a variety of designer colors so that you can coordinate it with your outfit. This should not affect the taste of the milk, simply the visual perception of it. Also, all milk should include nanites - microscopic robots - that eventually will assemble inside our stomachs and take over our bodies. I for one welcome our dairy-based beverage overlords.
Boil it first. To remove all of the pathogens.
And demons.
"Toy dinosaurs and glitter stars."
I blame Mabel.
and then milk the cow and then feed it milk (and then milk it and then feed it milk and so on so forth) until we get some terrifying super milk!
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Our team leader is probably going to have words for me tomorrow.
I DID tell him that I could get results on it, but all bets were off on question 8. Glad to hear that you guys delivered. :D
I haven't laughed this hard all week. Some of these are pure gold.
-Lumino
2535106
I want to know his reaction, keep us updated.
2535106 please please PLEASE tell us his reaction tomorrow!
Did it, and I would like milk
Stop making skim milk. That stuff is an abomination.
So, I took the question at face value, and then twisted it slightly, enjoy.
Apologies for the lack of a grammar check.
Perhaps the shape of the jug should be more like a breast?
Here's my contribution.
It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the question. I have no idea why.