James the Derp · 9:04pm Oct 8th, 2014

This is a short story that I am making up as I go because IK that it will never be accepted XD.

Once there was a filly named Carly. She was made fun of in school, for her unusual name. Her best friend's name was Gummybear, so to help Carly fit in, she called Carly "Carlybear." Everyone thought that the name was cool, and Carly was instantly popular. Carly soon got caught up in popularity, leaving Gummybear alone with the nerds. Gummybear was very hurt, but soon came to like the nerds. They were nice, funny, smart, and well, yeah, smart. They helped Gummybear become the smartest filly in kindergarten. Gummybear had a plan. A plan for revenge.

Carly was in high school now, and she hung out with the populars and dated a royal guard. She never even saw Gummybear, thinking she was somewhere in a homework club or something. One day, Carla met a girl named Hayla. Hayla and Carly soon became close friends, because they both had a love for Anthro characters. Carly and Hayla hung out everyday, and one day, Hayla found out that Carly liked writing stories! Hayla went up to Carly and confronted her. Carly was super-defensive and told Hayla not to tell ANYPONY. If she did, ponies would think that she was a nerd, like Gummybear. Carly only wanted her close friends to know. Hayla then accidentally did something super totally horrible. She. Told. Pinkie Pie. Before school ended, everypony knew that Carly was good at writing. No pony laughed, and Carly was relieved. Well at least she was relieved for a moment. Suddenly, Somepony walked down the hallway. It was Gummybear. Gummy smiled as everypony stared at her. She was beautiful. But then, she stated a math problem. The crowd applauded, since Gummy was so smart. She gave Carly a smirk that had revenge written all over it. Suddenly, Carly blurted out a grammar issue in Gummy's problem. The crowd went oooooh and they started to run up to Carly and Hayla. Hayla gestured Carly to come, and without looking back, Carly walked off with Hayla. They were almost out of the room when Gummy said,
1+1=88!
The room was silent.
Then, a stallion started to cheer. Everypony did. But then Carly said,
That's not even right!
The room went silent again. Then, Gummy started to speak.
HEY EVERYPONY, CARLY IS A GEEK!
The crowd of ponies laughed at Carly, and she realized what she had done. Then a mare shouted out how awful the name "Carly" was. Carly was about to cry when some pony came out of the crowd.
who's that? said some pony.
Then the mare announced her name. Derpy Hooves.

Derpy began to speak...
Look at me! Do you see my eyes!? I am different! Everypony likes me! Why hate Carly because of her name!

Then pony shouted out, "But she's a geek!!!"
Then Derpy began again. Carly stopped her. Carly then lied and said,
I am not a geek, I am stupid!
Everypony cheered for Carly.

What!? Gummybear thought.

Carly began to speak again,
I am not Carly. I. Am. JAMES!
The crowd roared.
Carly had won over her popularity. Hayla was so confused though.
Oh Carly, you're such a grape. Hayla said.
Carly then mentioned that she was evil. She accidentally payed some pony to drop 1000 grapes on to Hayla. She died.
woops. carly thought.

They were later reborn... Carly suddenly wanted a hamburger...

The end.
-Layla

DO NOT JUDGE. THIS IS A, AN, UM,,,,,,, I GUESS IT'S SOMEWHERE NEAR A TROLLFIC BUT WHATEV. DON'T LOOK AT THIS AS A REAL STORY. THINK OF IT AS A GRAPE. AN EVIL GRAPE. GOODBYE.

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