Medicshy shall never be a great writer.

And it is for one simple reason: I'm not a drunk. There are three qualifications: Writing ability (minor), insanity (major), and an extreme love of liquor (essential). I like to think I have the first, and I know I have the second, but I just don't have fun drinking. I just get a headache and thirsty (which happened tonight, completely ruining my productivity of my story).

On the plus side, it gave me something to do as I waited until 4 am to nab my own limited edition Frankenstein Joe shirt (I got 1 even though they sold out in 8 minutes! Huzzah!), so there's that. Oh well... just have to make up for it tomorrow... later today... whatever you want to call it.

Have a wonderful day everypony!

Your tired writer,
_Medicshy

Comments

[ChrisTheCat]

I'm not sure how alcohol makes you a better writer. I despise the stuff on a molecular level, and vow to never get drunk. So far, so good.
Everypony knows you've got talent. You should too.
The way you said insanity makes it sound like a bad thing.

...I should probably review something. The site's been deader than Adam Sandler's career.

[Razorbeam]

I could train you, if you'd like.

177954
Adam Sandler's. - Just sayin'.

[ChrisTheCat]

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Oops. Uh, thanks.

[_Medicshy]

177954 Insanity is never a bad thing. I've been crazy all my life, and so far it's been a lot more fun that a lot of people I know.

178130 No no no no no. For 1 I think whiskey tastes foul and for 2 I don't think you're properly certified for training on headache avoidance without asprin.