The Legend of Dead Ink

As a teaser to my One shot that will be posted by Wednesday, October 8th... here is a little... survey, that I stole from Midnight Shadows who Stole this from Thunderchaser23 who stole it from KrisProwler

Written from the POV of Dead Ink in the PPAF universe.

May Contain Spoilers, you have been warned.

OC picked: Dead Ink

Try to read it with his/her voice

1. What is your name?
My full name is Dead Ink, but most people simply call me Ink, honestly, you can call me whatever you want. Most likely, I’m not interested in you.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
As my only uncle Discord tells me, when I was but a foal, no more than a mere two days old, my body had some issues. I was dead for a good 10 minutes before my parents prayed to Discord to save me, something about him being their messiah. Even he was stumped, because he didn't have to force them to worship him! He granted their wish, but the powers he gave them were too strong, and in saving my life, they ended their own. Dead is more of a name I give myself to remember the sacrifices. I was born as Inkscape.

3. Single or taken?
Honestly, I dont have time for love interests. Life is too fickle, and things just don't go right with Chaos magic flowing through my veins… like ever. The only mare that seems to turn out good every time I hang out with her, is a pegasi named Allie Astra, luckily, she isn't that bad looking either.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
I’m a Pegasi, with Chaos magic in my veins… what do you think? Sometimes my chaos magic takes on its own form inside my body, who I like to call Dead. Dead’s control of himself, allows me to use the Chaos magic like a unicorn’s magic, without the need of a stupid horn.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
What? I think you should stop being stupid.

6. What's your eye color?
Red…. cant you see? Though my right eye sometimes changes to Blue or green, or Yellow.

7. How about hair color?
When I was born, my mane and tail were blood red, but somehow, my Primary color shifted from red to pitch black, leaving only red highlights.

8. Do you have any family members?
Didn’t I already answer this question? You know, I don't see why so many people dislike Discord, Its the same as disliking one of that over-energetic pink party pony’s parties.

9. Have any pets?
I dont really have time to take care of a pet….. I guess Dead is like a pet…. when im feeling down it tends to manifest itself outside of my body to give me someone to talk to… which isnt that weird, I’m only talking to another version of myself.

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
Annoyances, like this interview. I have better things to do than waste my time answering questions.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Study, Train…. Dead and I like to spar sometimes, to hone my Pegasi magic and my Chaos Magic…. Im kind of a loner honestly, and thats the way I enjoy life.

12. Have you ever hurt anypony in any way before?
I fought a war….. I’ve killed a couple changelings, even some ponies. It was alright… not too much fun, but enough to satisfy myself for a couple hundred years.

13. Ever… killed anypony before?
Didn’t I just say that? Seriously, come up with better questions before I turn you into a quill.

14. What kind of animal are you?
I’m a Pegasi…. most people call me an abomination though, because I can do magic without using a horn.

15. Name your worst habits.
I tend to lose track of time….. although, when you live over 100 years, time seems to just… float away. . *a clock spawns wings behind me and floats out my window* Great, now I have to buy a new one.

16. Do you look up to anypony at all?
Discord is fun to talk to, he once showed me a couple of his signature pranks, though he has been hanging out with that yellow pony a lot more…. gives me an excuse to talk to Allie though, she just happens to be the yellow ponies cousin.

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Well, Allie…. is a girl. You Idiot. *scoffs*

18. Do you go to school?
I’ve never gone to school in my life, and the Purple Alicorn has come to me for help sometimes…. i have no need for learning stuff I already know.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Allie and I have…. had our thoughts… there was that one time where she had that nightmare…. then she was no older than those… Cutie Mark Crusaders? it lasted an entire year! Having a kid was really just her thing. She always seems to bring out a smile in me.

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I’m a secluded pony who lives on the inner edge of the everfree, and on the opposite side of town. Do you really think I would? I’m actually surprised you had the courage to come.

21. What are you most afraid of?
Everyone else around me dying because of me.

22. What do you usually wear?
Nothing…. though on one occasion Allie has gotten me to wear a suit…. NEVER AGAIN!

23. What's one food that tempts you?
I Vant to Suck Your Blood!... no… im just kidding… OR AM I???

24. Am I annoying you?
I answered this question already.... can I turn you into a quill yet?

25. Well, it's still not over!
Buck it… how much longer will this take? I have to get back to sleeping.

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
I wouldn't consider myself any class… im more of an outcast… seeing as I’m related to the god of Chaos and all, its really hard for people to trust you.

27. How many friends do you have?
Discord… Discord… Discord… and Allie. I guess Dead counts as a friend, but he is really just my most messed up thoughts in a controlled calm manner.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
The numbers… or the food? Allie bakes a pretty good pie…. and she keeps trying to teach me all the digits… yet she tells me if goes on forever… how does that work?

30. Favorite drink?
Chocolate Milk…. Exploding Chocolate milk.

31. What's your favorite place?
You’re standing in it. Otherwise, staying at Discord’s is kinda nice… he has his place on the outskirts of space time…. you cant really get to it without Chaos magic.

32. Are you interested in anypony~?
Allie… im pretty sure i've said this already.

33. That was a stupid question.
No duh, any other stupid questions?

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
That’s a stupid question…. there are no oceans except to the far south of Equestria.

35. What's your type?
The type that can destroy you just by thinking… any questions?

36. Any fetishes?
Allie seems to like when I roleplay as her….’Daddy’ It is quite entertaining..... Ever since she became a filly. *SIGH*

37. Seme or uke?
The Buck are you talking about?

38. Camping or indoors?
I live in a small cottage…. in the forest…. I LIVE in the outdoors.

Comments

[Allie Astra]

In regards to 37, I think Ink is a 'Seme';
He's the 'daddy' to my 'Uke'

[DGGames]

2505431 well of course dead ink is.... but dead ink doesnt know neighponese...... nor thier culture, so HE doesnt know what seme or uke is.