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Skeeter The Lurker


All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

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  • 7 weeks
    Thank you (again)

    Gonna be honest, $2185 is far more than I expected to get from that GoFundMe.

    And frankly, typing out the words "thank you" feels just way too... Simple? Condescending... ish? Just plain not enough?

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    13 comments · 233 views
  • 7 weeks
    GoFundMe

    I'll just lay it all out.

    I do not have a car.

    I cannot get to and from work.

    I am more or less broke due to low paying job and so many bills.

    Due to credit issues, I do not qualify for any emergency loans.

    My car was uninsured due to the company I had deciding not to tell me there was an issue with payment and just... cancelled it. Cause why not at this point.

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    9 comments · 874 views
  • 7 weeks
    I can't win

    Got in an accident.

    Car's completely fucked.

    I'm fine, I think. Hospital right now. But I seem ok by EMS standards.

    Woulda been better if I had bit it, frankly. Cause now not only am I broke, I now have no car.

    ...I just want it to end. Please?

    I can't take much more. I can't.

    7 comments · 190 views
  • 15 weeks
    2024, about as good as 2023. Which was sh!t.

    Screw 2023.

    Miserable year for me.

    Started with an asshole walmart employee getting me fired, to me being exhausted with two jobs, which didn't last so back to one job, to me barely being able to get by on my meager paychecks.

    And on top of that, my severe eczema was persistent and I was unable to find a solution because... No money and so on.

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    20 comments · 1,096 views
  • 113 weeks
    Spare a dime for your Lurker

    Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

    I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

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    19 comments · 1,930 views
Oct
2nd
2014

Movin' On Up! · 9:56pm Oct 2nd, 2014

I have evolved.

I have ascended.

The second year of my time on this site has been... Kind.

I am now an official story poster for...

Equestria After Dark.

You can find my postings (so far) appearing at 7pm daily.






Everything proceeds as planned.

First, beloved by FimFic.Net.

Then, blogger for EqAD.

After that, blogger/PR for EqD.

And then... Site Staff for FimFic That'll never happen.

FINALLY... THE WORLD WILL BOW TO MY ELDRICH POWERS OF DECENCY!

Two years, 800 followers, and a fuck ton of friends and cool people met.

Here's to another year, yeah?

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Comments ( 44 )

Why? Because I can!

Spacecowboy
Moderator

What's Equestria After Dark? ... Oh yeah, I never submitted the rest of FeMale 1 to that.

Grats, Skeeter. Afraid there won't be any world-bowing down to you though, sorry man. :rainbowwild:

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Haha, that works!

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Yup. That site...

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I'll only expect that after I truly rule the world.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Cutest Derpy Moment ever!

Congrats bud! You earned it!

Congrats Skeeter, you deserve it. :3

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Bwaaaa hahhahahaaaaaaa.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Nahhhh. I just got lucky with it.

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In a manner of speaking, kinda.

Right place, right time, y'know?

~Skeeter The Lurker

We need to make you a story approver for Fimfic.

I SHALL MAKE A PETITION! :pinkiehappy:

To victory! And Ponies! And other things people enjoy. Like beards!
i.imgur.com/9DGMEQv.jpg
... ... ... There's a reason I never smile... :fluttercry:

Wow, congratulations! I haven't visited in a while, maybe now I should again.

What's this? Your Skeeter The Lurker is evolving!
(Press B to cancel.)
*Does not press B...*

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Heh, more like it was a good day!

Thanks, dude!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Mako's laugh was the best laugh ever. Bar none.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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WHOO HOO!

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Holy shit, that is awesome looking!

Lovin' the curl at the end of the 'stache.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I highly doubt that would even work...

~Skeeter The Lurker

Wait, this wasn't even your final form?!

In seriousness, congrats, Skeeter. All hail The Lurker!

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My final form is still a mystery to all.

Even me.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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Mother of Celestia...

Watch your ass.

u da man, bra.

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You're a story approver now? Congrats!

EqAD, eh? Some would say you have your work cut out for you recovering some baseline level of decency, nevermind "powers of." Still, fortune favors the bold and rewards great ambition. :rainbowwild:

I cannot grasp the true form of your awesomeness, Skeeter! :applejackconfused:

Equestria After Dark

Well I can't say that I've never visited that site. Honestly, derpibooru is better if it's images you're looking for. As for fics... well, I've given up on clopfics entirely. The ones that look like they might be well-written usualy aren't, despite their massive amount of upvotes. They usually turn out to be smut for the sake of smut, and do not at all contain the sensuality needed to make good clop. Not to say that there isn't any good stuff out there, it's just hard to find.

Y'know, you and I could've been together on the beautiful website.
But I can't.
Sadface.

Equestria After Dark

Aaaaaand..... i'm out

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