OH DEAR ME YOUR GOD, SWEET FUCKING FREEDOM · 4:42pm Oct 2nd, 2014
3 weeks... 3 fucking weeks that somehow managed to be worse than basic training. 3 weeks of stomping through swampy forests, nearly injuring my ankles, starving, not sleeping, not writing, having this song stuck in my damn head and the most exhaustive disciplinary PT sessions I've ever experienced and they're finally over...
But wait, all of that was just lead up to a 60 day version of what you just did, right?
...fuck. Well, whatever, I've got a month before that and besides that, after all that time of not eating whatever I wanted to, it's time to contract some food and alcohol poisoning and binge watch cartoons like the adult I am truly not. Also, I need to celebrate my stolen birthday with copious amounts of alcohol, colorful breakfast cereals and Super Mario World. I'll see y'all when I update next!
FREEEEEEEEEDOM
I feel exactly like that except Aladdin is a group of 57 men I'll probably never see again
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
I miss the three month long Ops I went on out in the middle of the Mohave...
16 hours a day, 7 days a week working. getting hammered and sleeping in the maintenance tent. Spiders the size of a 60's Buick Riveria. Rattlesnakes spooning with you at night as you sleep. And cracking gokes about endangered tortoises' mating practices...
"In..."
...
...
"Out..."
...
...
"In..."
...
I miss that shit!
Welcome back.
And congrats. You did it.
Welcome back!
For now...
Seriously, though. Congratz on a success so far!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Hoo-ya...
PT...
Good for you...
Good for me.
Welcome back.
Glad you have your freedom again! At least for now anyway. Enjoy it while you can.
The fuck did you join the military for then?
Welcome back, did you miss us?
2502551 Because misery is fun and I love the challenging lifestyle. The bitching is hard-earned, the agony is self-imposed, but there's definitely a sense of accomplishment at the end of the day and that's the way I like it. I don't expect you to understand.
2503249
Heh. Reminds me of the answer I give people about why I do math problems without calculators, or keep rewriting things constantly.
I may not be up for the physical aspects of such a thing, but mentally, I think I can understand an analogous process.
Glad you're free for a while. Hope it proves unwindingly good for you.