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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Oct
1st
2014

Chapter 5 · 6:22am Oct 1st, 2014

*Updates at 11:30*
You guys don't need to sleep right?

Report Pickleless · 321 views · Story: Changeling Doll ·
Comments ( 9 )

Dude, I just got done playing some MtG. I'll be awake for hours to come.

'Sleep?' What is this 'sleep' you speak of?

Sleep? Who needs sleep? Not me. I'm perfectly fine. I'm fact, I could proba-
*face hitting table*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzsnort *pause* . . . ZzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmcrrryisssssstaaaaalslaaaaavesssssssszzzzzzZZZZZZZZZsnort

Sleep is for the weak.

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ZzzzZZZzzzsnort. MmmmmfuckyooooooummZzzzzZZZzzzzz

sleeeeeeeeepp....

Ha! Night shift!

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Your avatar and your comment... Somehow they fit making me laugh loud. :rainbowlaugh:

And it's 13:55 for me now.

I was diagnosed with five of the worst sleeping disorders possible to get. Needing to sleep is irrelevant at this point.

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