A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
It's forming a new positive connection in your brain which once had a negitive or neutral reaction that takes you by surprise, not to be confused with making you afraid.
Where-
Where are you all coming from?
Who said what?
My inner gossip whore must know, tell me-
So April Fools is kinda like Opposite Day so I wrote a not comedy.
April Fools~
Deleted the heated blog post at the request of a friend, if you have a sour taste in your mouth after that, I don’t, so you shouldn’t either.
Anyway, so ponies are cute.
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*Updates at 11:30*You guys don't need to sleep right?
Dude, I just got done playing some MtG. I'll be awake for hours to come.
'Sleep?' What is this 'sleep' you speak of?
Sleep? Who needs sleep? Not me. I'm perfectly fine. I'm fact, I could proba- *face hitting table*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzsnort *pause* . . . ZzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmcrrryisssssstaaaaalslaaaaavesssssssszzzzzzZZZZZZZZZsnort
Sleep is for the weak.
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ZzzzZZZzzzsnort. MmmmmfuckyooooooummZzzzzZZZzzzzz
sleeeeeeeeepp....
Ha! Night shift!
2498324 Your avatar and your comment... Somehow they fit making me laugh loud.
And it's 13:55 for me now.
I was diagnosed with five of the worst sleeping disorders possible to get. Needing to sleep is irrelevant at this point.
Dude, I just got done playing some MtG. I'll be awake for hours to come.
'Sleep?' What is this 'sleep' you speak of?
Sleep? Who needs sleep? Not me. I'm perfectly fine. I'm fact, I could proba-
*face hitting table*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzsnort *pause* . . . ZzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmcrrryisssssstaaaaalslaaaaavesssssssszzzzzzZZZZZZZZZsnort
Sleep is for the weak.
2498324
ZzzzZZZzzzsnort. MmmmmfuckyooooooummZzzzzZZZzzzzz
sleeeeeeeeepp....
Ha! Night shift!
2498324
Your avatar and your comment... Somehow they fit making me laugh loud.
And it's 13:55 for me now.
I was diagnosed with five of the worst sleeping disorders possible to get. Needing to sleep is irrelevant at this point.