• Member Since 28th Dec, 2013
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Mayhew Cullen


Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

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  • 300 weeks
    Again?

    Well true believers and other nonsensical monsters, it has happened again. Okay yeah I've been less active in recent times but-my stories are still somehow getting love.

    Love in this case is on specific soul who has made a YouTube reading of "A Mother's Love: The Directors Cut"!

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  • 334 weeks
    New Year, New Styles

    Suffice it to say my life is becoming the mess, but all is not lost. I have good friends, a tiny portion of my family still likes me, and Everfree Northwest is going to be great this year.

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  • 355 weeks
    As good as it gets...

    My life... seriously, I am not sick, I am not injured I am not in a situation where I need financial assistance to survive... I just can't seem to hold down a job...

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  • 368 weeks
    It Comes!

    Everfree Northwest 2017! I know, right? Only a few more days, plus for me, only one day of work.

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  • 374 weeks
    I Live! Sort of...

    Um... yeah. To say the least I am still alive, my story ideas are still fumbling about in my skull, and I will be attending Everfree Northwest with my delightful niece, who is more like a brony than I think she understands. She draws ponies, makes up stories about ponies, and analyzes the show when we watch together... in so much as she asks why things are hapening and what different ponies mean

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Sep
23rd
2014

I...SAID...BOOYAH! · 2:27pm Sep 23rd, 2014

Yeah... that's a thing... I also want to thank Twi-Fi for finding it while I was asleep. I woke up and it was half way down, but here it is, documented proof that I've got it really going on... or I know how to manipulate others with cuteness...

Anyway... Other stuff, more in my wheelhouse is on the way if I get my computer back up and running. I'm on my laptop now and the old desk top has failed me... and all my stuff is on it... so either it gets back up, or I'm stuck restarting some already in progress stuff... which sucks or I can just throw everything out the window and start a new secret project. This is one I'm gonna play pretty close to the chest because I don't know how it's all going to pan out...

Seriously, All my music was on my desk top and now... Dang it! I want my pony songs...

Oh well... I'll see you at the next chapter.

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Comments ( 17 )

2477266 Fool? Me? What?...

2477307 Logic at what? I'm a very logical person, you will have to be more specific.

2477365 How is one Awesomely Adorable? :rainbowhuh:

2477380 How is one Adorably Awesome? These are questions that we may never truly know the answers to. Like why is the moon made of sandwich? Where do rainbows parks their astrophysicists? When is next Friday last Decemberween? Worst nickle for bendy bubble? They just don't have answers... Just talk to Flutters she's the one with the PhD in adorableness. So she would know ... right?

But on a serious note to respond to your question, "How is Rainbow Dash cuddling with the quantum singularity of all cuteness not the most amazingly awesomely adorable thing you've ever seen?" The sun would weep tears of chocolate milk at such a sight as that!

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The sun would weep tears of chocolate milk at such a sight as that!

Are you trying to say you wanna do a Celestia and Discord ship next?:raritystarry:

2477417 Fool! I ship Dislestia like Fed-Ex. And no I have other secret project in the works.

2478059 Meh F/F ships are always one sided.

2479005 Really? What about the cover art of my most recent story? See, even Fluttershy can get her licks in.

2479374 Thinking is for the weak! Also I'm really tired, are we talking about my horrible pun or something else?

2479384 Females don't pack much of a stick. Kinda one sided when in bed.

2479398 Well we could argue this all day. Honestly the thought of that tires me. So I'll leave my arguments and let you do as you will.

One, my story was for everyone, thus no sex, just cuddling. Which is a mutually enjoyable thing.

Two, Kissing is also mutually enjoyable.

Three, even with the "stick" that kind of thing can be one sided. Which is bad and you can go to jail for it.

Four, Perfect relationships are not meant to be perfectly symmetrical at all times. It is about give and take. Back and forth. Just because one is on top at one point does not mean the other does not get to be on top at other times. Just because Rainbow kissed Fluttershy it does not invalidate their relationship as equals who are mutually beneficial to each other. This one actually applies to any romantic relationship.

2479422 Sorry get some sleep you're too grumpy to talk to.

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LSS used sarcasm... it was not very effective...Mayhew Cullen is fast asleep.

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