Wow, So, Uh... 3000 Followers Happened

First off, props to Belligerent Sock for being numero tres... mil... I think. I never passed Spanish in high school, cut me some slack. But, I guess now comes the finale, I suppose. Thank you all for following this absorbent, yellow, and properly proportional sponge who wears pants and leaks rainbows. I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for you guys. My stories wouldn't be as good without your input and advice, I wouldn't be funny if you all didn't laugh, and I would be a MUCH bitter and jaded person if I didn't have you guys to fall back on and make me remember that there are others out there that care about what I have to say. It's comforting, ya know?

So, really, this isn't so much of a celebration of myself, but more for you folks. Heaven knows with not updating stories and writing the whackiest shit out there puts you guys through enough as it is. So pat yourselves on the back for sticking through all of that. And, as a reward, you know what you'll finally receive.

Typically when I talk to someone new, they ask me a particular question first. One I hear often enough. One I've been avoiding, promising myself high, unachievable goals I set for myself before exploring this concept. But now, after so much time, it's finally come to an end. The story must be made, only to sate myself and you all. Yes, that story. You know the one. Here's a preview, prepare for the final edition once I make it perfecto... and actually written.

Porous, Ponies, And Square Pants

For the first time in about three weeks, things are relatively peaceful in Equestria. No new villains popping up to doom ponykind, no gigantic calamities hanging over everypony waiting to appear, and no friendship lessons to be made either. For Twilight, this change of pace, while monotonous, definitely beats the typical Tuesday event of magical clashes and painful bashes she had grown accustomed to. However, she's about to eat her words when a certain yellow sponge who walks and even talks (and boy, does he ever) suddenly becomes her responsibility to deal with.

As for SpongeBob, he's just wondering where he can fry up some Krabby Patties.

Title and story description are still up to change. Also, that was literally the best SpongeBob/MLP image I could find. I am SHOCKED that there aren't more/better ones.

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Comments

[Sky Blue CMC]

Numero tres milos. You were close.

[Belligerent Sock]

3000th!

Also 1st.

[Themaskedferret]

I love that the ad I'm always shown on your page has spongebob in it.

[RainbowBob]

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2slow4u.

[Manaphy]

Thank you for providing us with quality stories and funny blog posts. And congratulations on reaching over 3000 followers. I'll say that I'm curious to see what the SpongeBob crossover will be like, so I'll definitely read it when it is ready.

[Cromegas_Flare]

Congrats Bob!

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Denied

[RainbowRick]

[Chaotic Note]

I can't believe you're actually gonna do this.

[Musharna]

Typically when I talk to someone new, they ask me a particular question first.

What colour is your hair?

[ZephyrStrife]

Well... I must prepare my squee and wait for the release of this interesting new premise...

[MissytheAngle]

Happy tres mil! You deserve 'em.

And yes, the story everyone has been waiting for. I can just tell it will be glorious.

[Mr101]

Bob, if you don't write that. Oh, there will be heavens to pay!

[Mr101]

Alao, gratz

[Corejo]

2473924
Also, NOT!

[Albi]

Finally.

[Insidiaphilia]

I'm afraid to refresh this page to see what new horrors await...

[Blue Blaze {COMET}]

So you're finally doing it...

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[Dash The Stampede]

I blogged last night to try and get you up to 3k for the b-day, but I don't believe it gained you anyone nobody reads my blogs

At least you still got it!

[Razalon The Lizardman]

Congratulations on reaching the big 3 triple 0, you adorable yellow sponge you.

As for the fic, I know you'll pull it off better than I did, because, after all, only you know yourself best.

[The Tyrannical]

I've only been following you for a couple weeks now, but yay I helped.

[TheWraithWriter]

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[Serefin]

Am I the only one that feels just a spark of warm-fuzziness whenever an author talks about how much they like their followers? It's one of the few things that can consistently bring a smile to my face.

[Cerulean Voice]

I'm only sorry I never gave your fics a chance until MLR:RiR.
Then we talked on Skype and you read and faved my story... Well, that sealed it.
I'm glad to be a part of your crazy train, Bahb. Good times.

[Super Trampoline]

I still owe you a shit fic

[Pav Feira]

I blame Sock.

[PaulAsaran]

Oh boy, this is gonna be... ridiculous.

[Comet Burst]

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[Ajaxis]

Amazing.

[PresentPerfect]

I think I'm still shocked that there are even 3000 people on this site.

[Test4Echo]

Congrats on 3000 followers, Bob! I still remember when you were celebrating 1000; boy, that only seems like it was a short while ago.

Also, let the hype commence!

Rush and Pony on!
T4E

[The Hat Mann]

RainbowBob is doing a crossover story with Spongebob and MLP... THE END IS NIGH!!!

[Knight Toland of Astora]

Almost to the top 5 buddy
And maybe get more followers then AP, mostly because your fics are much more better then his ingress puny human fics

[Harmony Charmer]

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They aren't the best, but they still exist and I collected them from my DeviantArt folder that has yet to be sorted...

[Harmony Charmer]

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Also, this one.

[Junglehero]

Congratulations Bob!
Looking forward to that fic and all the ones you have in store for the future.

[thechicken95]

Congrats man! I look forward to every weekend when you do your feature box reviews, which have inspired me to start my own!

[inum76]

Why am I so looking forward to this new story now revealed and in the works?
Oh, ya. I was one of those that faved him. Duh.
I guess I got some time to absorb a few other stories he made till this one is out.
What a wonderful guy. He is always thinking of us.

[inum76]

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Squidward likes ponies. That was the best!

[inum76]

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Now that you mention it, that dose sound shocking.
If RainbowBob keeps this up, he is going to rule this site.