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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Sep
20th
2014

Life · 12:30am Sep 20th, 2014

*Wake up at 6:00 AM*
*Commute from across town to college. Now 7:00 AM*
*Cram math until 10:00 AM*
*Math class, help fellow student understand homework because I just spent three hours getting it down.*
*Head to Writing Center, now 12:00 AM.*
*Redo previous essay for English class since I wanna try and get a better grade, and work on current essay. Stay till 2:00 PM*
*Walk home, 3:00 PM.*
*Work on Changeling Doll for a half an hour.*
*Do laundry, vacuum. 4:00 PM.*
*Changeling Doll till 5:30 PM.*

And now to eat, box, and then work more on Changeling Doll till about 7:00 PM and then either do homework or see what my friends are up to because it's important to maintain one's social life.

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Comments ( 13 )

Well... hurry up... I want to read what happens next.

Pickleless, you box? That's awesome!!:rainbowkiss:

Well damn. That's more productivity than I do.

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IT'S NOT PERFECT AND I WILL ACCEPT NO LESS THAN PERRRFEEEECTIIIOOO-
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When I have time to, I do.

Teaching other people math, oww...

HAHAHAHHAHA

i have no social life..........................:pinkiecrazy:

I feel I should point out that 12 AM, for some unfathomable reason, is midnight. So by this account, there are two stretches of about fourteen hours in which you do nothing noteworthy (and I, having been awake for about twenty hours, feel incredibly smug pointing this out)

You forgot the few minutes you spent writing this blog. :trollestia:

Stahp complaining.

That's almost identical to what mine used to be. Now, though, I get to enjoy these long stretches of work. Turns out my brain works better when it doesn't have to think. I wish I could spend my time like you do.

You box. Oh. So uh. I didn't mean to smack you with that baton earlier... Hehe :twilightblush:

Wow. Your life is a gazillion times more productive than mine. :twilightoops:

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