State Of The Chuck Address · 9:54am Sep 18th, 2014
Hey guys! I'm still here and still writing ponyfic.
My first batch of commissions are complete. Two (Bottom's Up and Peripheral Tragedies) have already been posted, one is in limbo as I don't know if the customer still wants it and they haven't replied to any PMs, and the fourth is complete, and will be posted before the end of the month.
I'm not going to open up commissions again right away, not because they weren't fun (oh, they were!), but because I tend to focus on one project at a time, and I still have my fantasy short stories and Banishment Decree to work on in the meantime. After a few BD chapters and a dozen-thousand words of original fiction, I'll open up commissions again.
Also, I'll be changing the payment scheme for commissions the next time I take them on: Payment up front. A 5k word story represents a substantial chunk of my time even at a very brisk (and for me, impossible to sustain) pace of 1000 words per hour. I write faster and better if I'm not thinking 'shit, I should have taken on an extra shift to make rent this month'. Prices will be the same reasonable rate and deadlines will be set in stone, the payment simply comes before I take on the job.
You should be seeing updates from me more frequently now, for this reason:
HOLY DICKS GUYS I GOT THESE GAMES LIKE A MONTH AGO 184 HOURS ADFGHRF I HAVENT WORKED THAT MANY HOURS SINCE I GOT THESE GAMES MOTHER OF ALL WANK
I have uninstalled every game on steam, and if I start seriously entertaining the idea of reinstalling them, I'm going to delete steam entirely. For sure, I can still procrastinate with the internet, but the internet doesn't keep me sucked in for six hours and then drag me back after fifteen game-free minutes.
So, the current plan is the next 2-3 chapters of Banishment Decree, my actual original publishable writing, and then some lovely porn for you before the month is over.
I love you guys, and not just because you feed my ego. Lots of you are fucking awesome, too.
94 hours... that's cute.
It says 11/9/2014 either your English or you're from the future or both holy crap you're the Doctor
Ooo... Dawn of War! I wonder if you had to put up with:
-"Enehmeys of de Dahrk Gawds, bewahre!"
-"Hwe hwill kaptoor eet for Kayoss."
And
-"Hwe Awr behing ovehrwhelmed!"
-"Mhy spleehn!"
-"DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!"
-"Cross me, and die..."
-"I feel the Warp overtaking me. IT IS A GOOD PAIN."
And even:
Blueberries suck, along with Space Faggots and Dark Space Faggots, to a lesser degree.
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Relaxed, and plotting various acts of dickery.
Video games, man. Worse than women.
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Nah, Orks all the way. Best voices of any race.
"'Ope this fight's worth all the walkin' an' muckin' about..."
Dawn of War? Wow. I have not touched that game a long, long time.
Necrons, baby. Necrons. Slowly marching along and zapping everything.
The power of Chuck compels me to follow.
+1 Internet, +1 Moustache, +1 Fav, +1 Like, +1 Follow
+1 of Everything.
...free up some inventory slots.