Sep
17th
2014
I am Motivationally Dead · 12:59am Sep 17th, 2014
I haven't written anything in like one whole week....
I need motivation... Does anyone know of any good music or jokes?
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Depends on the kind of music you find inspires you.
2460634 Mainly instrumental pieces, but usually anything (aside from Hip Hop) can do me in good.
Knock knock
2460640 Who's there
2460643
Doctor
2460645 Doctor Wh–oooooooh
2460649 that's all I have.
2460636
There you go, a bunch of musical gems that help me write quite often.
I got a good joke for ya!
It's a cracker!
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I love you
I got a knock-knock joke but you have to start it.
Here a few recent songs I've been listening to.
My dear friend I hope This will satisfy you?
Well, Kwakerjak's post just after yours is just amazin'!
Never Mind That Noise You Heard
Big Mac brings you a little mac on the side!
Courtesy of the Bob and Tom Show.
Two frogs are sitting on a lily pad. One looks at the other and says, "Could you please pass the mayonnaise?" The second one looks back and replies, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"
Or, if you want real comedy... heh
15:48 has grammar jokes (kinda)! Squee!
How do you kill 50 flies at once?.....
You punch a Somalian in the face!
What's bubbly and scratches the glass?
A baby in a microwave.
How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I don't know, I can't tell time with an erection.
You want some fucking motivation?
I got your Motivation! (hopefully)
Kazoo cover for great game theme
That's all i got for now
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Daydreams. They help sometimes.
And might as well listen to the tribute to the greatest song in the world while you're at it.
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And some comedians too, I guess.
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These guys are awesome.
If you're after a collection of things i can highly recommend 'the prime chronus' just search em on youtube. Another favourite is 'Les Friction'. mainly louder than words.
That is all. Write on my friend, continue to create and captivate.
So one whale swims up to another whale and says:
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To which the other whale says:
"What?"
2460946 what's the hard part about going through a field of dead babies?
My dick.
I can't say black jokes because there is a black man in my family tree.
He is still hanging there.
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omg that's great!
2462444 what's the bast thing about going to a holocaust museum?
Free porn
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He isn't real.
What's the best thing about humanity?
Our porn.
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It has 10 seats inside.