'Bout Me · 4:05am Sep 15th, 2014
Hello mares and gentle colts! My name is Cheznuts, and I personally think my self nuts. I know talking to pony is an allergy to me, and that's some of the things why I clarify my self as a timid, little brown earth pony. I could also call me a doormat, and this things adds up into who I am... a scorpion.
Being a helpful parents as they are, mom and dad always nudge me if a certain girl pass and tells me to say hi, but NO! and never will I. They knew well even if I had a delicate big hearted spirit, I wouldn't change my mind. So they took me to Asia's longest zipline and boy did I have a humongous grin plastered on.
But I L.O.V.E reading and drawing, so I'm starting to think of a story. But as I did, a very rude comment came out and hit me dead, and that annoying pony was right, I did have very, very bad grammar because:
1. It's my vacation! all the teachers hard work melts in that time.
2. I just had my freaking birthday.
3. I wanted to write fast so the ice cream wouldn't be swallowed away by any of my siblings!
Anyway, schools 7 more days and we're extremely late, so if anyone waiting for Curses, please get a coffee that would last for more than a month.
Please learn that me, myself also wants to spit my story fast because I have 6 stories barging out of my head, and if anyone else knows how to make jokes critically, you're welcome.