Since People Keep On Messaging Me This, Here

Replace the internet with horse and the tears with semen and that's the most accurate description of being famous on fimfiction there is.

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[Professor Plum]

Beautiful
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[Manes]

Pfffp don't need to tell me that. I'm already bathing in semen....wait.

[Trihors]

I just couldn't come up with a accurate reaction so...

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[Horse Voice]

.............

......Semen???

[Noble Thought]

That is perhaps one of the most disturbing images (with the replacements) that... semen bath...

Good for skin! Get good skin! Get gleaming coat! Seamen Get Semen Bath (tm) is for you!

[mapu]

Fixed that for you
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[MDNGHTRDHTLN]

semen is good for your skin

really exfoliates your pores

[Dirty Bit]

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[RoadRunneR]

Question is, what are you gonna do with it?

[RainbowBob]

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Fimfic is made up of around 40% semen, then 59% shit, and the remaining 1% is tears.

[Bendy]

It's true. All anyone needs to do to get many followers is write good clopfics. XD

Bonus points for human x pony.

[MissytheAngle]

Well, then...

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[JEFFERY8U]

DAMN!! and I'm all jizzed out to.

[Agri_Yob]

Thank goodness I'm not popular (yet?).

[The Tyrannical]

Wait... people don't normally bathe in semen?

[The Book]

2454545 True and yet here we are still reading it all...

[Comet Burst]

This is how it felt for me.
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It feels awesome, but then you realize there's no way you can handle it.

[Pav Feira]

>You will never get to rub semen on Bob's glorious legs.

[Razalon The Lizardman]

I feel proud of myself for not going the easy route to get followers. I actually put blood, sweat, tears (mostly), and actual effort to get where I'm at now.

granted, I'm nowhere near as popular as Rainbowbob-senpai or many others, but I don't care!

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[Agri_Yob]

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I'm afraid that if I became popular, I'd turn into even more of an asshole than I am already. That, and I'd have to pander/cater to the masses.

Then again, isn’t that how most of the popular writers got where they are today?

[Agri_Yob]

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You used "good" and "clopfics" in the same sentence. That's an oxymoron.

[Twist of fate]

Im going to give you a sexy phone call, don't even ask right

[kalash93]

2454722

Firstly, привет из России.
Secondly, there are a number of well written clopfics, some of mine included, which are good for more than just being hot porn.

[Serefin]

2454722 YOU'RE an oxymoron!

[Agri_Yob]

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How so?

[Serefin]

2455362 Because you're contradictory!! Or something. I was just making a joke, get off my back.

[Chaotic Note]

So horse bukkake?

[Agri_Yob]

2455365
Oh, okay. I thought you were referring to my username at first. I got confused.

[Mysterious Stranger]

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[Jake8765]

Most accurate depiction ever.
IGN: 10 out of 10.
Would famous again.

[King X2]

[AribanDeTyral]

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It's late. I know. Blame lack of caffeine.