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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Sep
12th
2014

So Close! · 4:35am Sep 12th, 2014

3,183 words down, 3/4ths of the way done.
...
Well, maybe, this chapter might be a bit longer than most. I didn't expect Pinkie's POV to be as wordy as it is.

Close gents, I'm sorry for taking so long but I'm close!

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Comments ( 16 )

*gives you a hug*?:pinkiesmile:

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CAN'T HUG TOO BUSY TRYING TO WRITE!
...
*Hugs*
OKAY COOL GOTTA GO-

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*drives a fabulous baton between the two of you*
DO NOT TOUCH THE AUTHOR
*slaps Pickless with the floppy baton back to his writing station*
DOWN BOY! BACK! BACK I SAY!

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*Hugs Wing Dancer too*:yay:

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*Hugs Flutters and Pickle.:yay::heart:

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A hug party why wasn't I invited:pinkiecrazy:

I hope this time nopony and noling will be maimed and/or tortured...

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Hope dies last, right after the protagonist :trollestia:

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Or if you're unfortunate enough to be reading Game of Thrones, then it dies first, as soon as the protagonist/side character/love interest/family member/random bystander is introduced.

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I wouldn't know since I don't watch the show :derpyderp2:

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I haven't either. I read the books back before they were cool. :coolphoto:

They could have been really good, but Martin has a huge problem with killing off or otherwise completely screwing over his characters. It makes it impossible to become emotionally invested in anything that's happening because you already know what the end result will be from the moment the characters are introduced.

Ain't no problem bro! If is gud, dat's all dat mattuhs. :moustache:

Lookin' forward to it! Your Pinkie most certainly will be a blast. :pinkiehappy:

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Ha.
Hahahaha...
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I'M CLOOOOSE I'M SOOOORRY-
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"Hey Piercing I have Writer's Block."
"Oh, alright, well let's work on that."
*Ten minutes later.*
"Thanks dude! Okay, let's make a Rarity chapter."
*One week later.*
"Man, this Pinkie chapter sure is tough..."

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:rainbowlaugh:
That is how it went isn't it. lol. Well, here we go! :rainbowkiss:

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